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Every department of every office in every company has been stricken with this malodorous affliction. Come on now admit it, your office has a Pooh Chair, you know what I am talking about, It's that chair that ends up in the only empty cube in the building. I guess it's not really the companies fault, when they interviewed the Pooh Chair offender they probably didn't ask, Hey, can you reach around far enough to wipe your ass, or Congradulations Mr. Stench, you're hired, but, ahhh, well, is that smell normal? Well, with the big money we are going to pay you I'm sure you can get that A/C fixed.

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  • Every department of every office in every company has been stricken with this malodorous affliction. Come on now admit it, your office has a Pooh Chair, you know what I am talking about, It's that chair that ends up in the only empty cube in the building. I guess it's not really the companies fault, when they interviewed the Pooh Chair offender they probably didn't ask, Hey, can you reach around far enough to wipe your ass, or Congradulations Mr. Stench, you're hired, but, ahhh, well, is that smell normal? Well, with the big money we are going to pay you I'm sure you can get that A/C fixed.
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  • Every department of every office in every company has been stricken with this malodorous affliction. Come on now admit it, your office has a Pooh Chair, you know what I am talking about, It's that chair that ends up in the only empty cube in the building. I guess it's not really the companies fault, when they interviewed the Pooh Chair offender they probably didn't ask, Hey, can you reach around far enough to wipe your ass, or Congradulations Mr. Stench, you're hired, but, ahhh, well, is that smell normal? Well, with the big money we are going to pay you I'm sure you can get that A/C fixed. Human nature inherently want's to avoid the unpleasant task of confronting the Pooh Chair defiler. We all pray that at some point that this person recognizes the "problem" and embarks on a spiritual journey to change, but, as we all know, it never happens and the entire office is forced to play a cat and mouse game of Pooh Chair switcheroo, where everyone has to balance the moving of the Pooh Chair with keeping the Pooh Chair offender oblivious to their actions.
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