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| - (The President enters his house, turns the light on, and finds Ian and Anthony sitting on his couch, Anthony wearing Pokémon pajamas) President: YAH! Who the f**k are you?! (looks at Anthony) And why are you wearing my pjamas? Ian: Hello sir. You may be asking yourself, ah, who we are. President: Yeah I just di- Ian: Being that you are the president of Pokémon America, we would love the chance to... regale you with some of our ideas for the Pokémon franchise. President: That's it, I'm calling the cops. (The President starts to get up, but Anthony pushes him down) President: That's not super glue.
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| - (The President enters his house, turns the light on, and finds Ian and Anthony sitting on his couch, Anthony wearing Pokémon pajamas) President: YAH! Who the f**k are you?! (looks at Anthony) And why are you wearing my pjamas? Ian: Hello sir. You may be asking yourself, ah, who we are. President: Yeah I just di- Ian: Being that you are the president of Pokémon America, we would love the chance to... regale you with some of our ideas for the Pokémon franchise. President: That's it, I'm calling the cops. (The President starts to get up, but Anthony pushes him down) Anthony: You can't! You see, I, ah, (Anthony pulls a bottle of white liquid out of his pocket) went in your bathroom and found a little super-glue and put it on your seat. President: That's not super glue. (Anthony looks at the label that says, "SPERM SAMPLE" while being disgusted, and he tosses it which breaks it) Ian: Ah, anyway, uh, we just feel that Pokémon has become a bit stale and old, and thought that, maybe if you did some crossovers with some other popular things, we could make Pokémon fresh and relevant again. President: I don't need your ideas. Anthony: Too bad! (Title card: Pokémon Crossovers)
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