Since you Uncyclopedians can't write your fucking name on the fucking dotted line for shit, I'm writing this fucking article myself. My name is Gordon Fucking Ramsay and I was fucking bolted together on November 8th, 1966 and I'm a British chef. I have a fucking ugly wife named Anna Bradley who suffers day in and day out and I have a piece of shit son named Elton. Also, my fucking inbred cousins are Sonic the Hedgehog, Elton John, Phil Collins, Roland Orzaeal, and last but not fucking least, Tifa Lockhart. I'm not a warlord, I'm not a fucking warrior, and I’m not even a grue-fucking-eater. I'm a fucking cook alright, A FUCKING COOK!!! My restaurants were fucking rated 3 fucking stars below McDonald's and I am famous for my fucking scrotum-like face, and I am the only fucking person in the
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| - Since you Uncyclopedians can't write your fucking name on the fucking dotted line for shit, I'm writing this fucking article myself. My name is Gordon Fucking Ramsay and I was fucking bolted together on November 8th, 1966 and I'm a British chef. I have a fucking ugly wife named Anna Bradley who suffers day in and day out and I have a piece of shit son named Elton. Also, my fucking inbred cousins are Sonic the Hedgehog, Elton John, Phil Collins, Roland Orzaeal, and last but not fucking least, Tifa Lockhart. I'm not a warlord, I'm not a fucking warrior, and I’m not even a grue-fucking-eater. I'm a fucking cook alright, A FUCKING COOK!!! My restaurants were fucking rated 3 fucking stars below McDonald's and I am famous for my fucking scrotum-like face, and I am the only fucking person in the
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| - Since you Uncyclopedians can't write your fucking name on the fucking dotted line for shit, I'm writing this fucking article myself. My name is Gordon Fucking Ramsay and I was fucking bolted together on November 8th, 1966 and I'm a British chef. I have a fucking ugly wife named Anna Bradley who suffers day in and day out and I have a piece of shit son named Elton. Also, my fucking inbred cousins are Sonic the Hedgehog, Elton John, Phil Collins, Roland Orzaeal, and last but not fucking least, Tifa Lockhart. I'm not a warlord, I'm not a fucking warrior, and I’m not even a grue-fucking-eater. I'm a fucking cook alright, A FUCKING COOK!!! My restaurants were fucking rated 3 fucking stars below McDonald's and I am famous for my fucking scrotum-like face, and I am the only fucking person in the fucking world to say "fuck" more than Rod Fucking Blagojevich. Now don't go adding shit like "Chuck Norris fucked my fucking arse" or "I yell my arse off". Cause this is not true! You're just being immature and childish for adding that. You fag. It is also a known fact the wrinkles on his head are actually scars from him cutting himself on the head when he didn't make a crème brûlée correctly. FUCKING NUTTER!!
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