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| - Sootfur: My name is Sootfur! Tawnypelt: My name is Tawnypelt! Sootfur: We're the narrators because again, Firestar is participating in the taking-sides thingy. Tawnypelt: And because my mousebrain little brother, Brambleclaw, is too mousebrainey to come back. Brambleclaw (popping out of nowhere): HEY! (leaves) Sootfur: And we're on! Sandstorm: I've got nothing against Firestar! Firestar: I've got everything against you, Sandstorm! At least before I gave up on Cinderpelt! Cinderpelt: HEY! Tawnypelt: The cats are taking sides.... Mintfur (SkyClan): No I'm not! Tawnypelt: Who cares for you? Mintfur: I DO! Sootfur: Whatever, you two! Firestar: I wanna be with Cinderpelt! The CinderXFire was great! SandXFire doesn't work! Sandstorm: Of course it does! Leafpool: This time, I agree with Sandstorm! I don't wanna be Dustpelt's kit! Dustpelt: HEY! Squirrelflight: Cha-cha with Leafpool! Jayfeather: Cha-cha with Squirrelflight, even though she lied! Lionblaze: Cha-cha! Cinderheart: OH shut up, Lionblaze! Lionblaze (pretending to karate chop Cinderheart): NO! Cinderheart: YES! Lionblaze: NO! Firestar: NO! Sandstorm: YAH HA! Firestar: NO! Sandstorm: YEAH, YOU MOUSEBRAIN!!! Firestar: NO, YOU SQUIRRELBRAIN!!!! Squirrelflight: Are you insulting me, papa? Firestar: NO AND I DON'T CARE! Leafpool: OH! Lionblaze: OH! Jayfeather: OH! Squirrelflight: Oh no you didn't! Sootfur: Things are getting rough! Tawnypelt: So it's time to end the Smoof! SootTawny: BYE BYE BIG FAT MOUSEBRAINS!
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