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Hörby (also known as Whore Town) was founded in 1337 by Torbal the Viking. It was supposed to be the capital of Sweden, but after the Orc-Human War in 1338 the city was abandoned and re-settled in 1400. The city was in a mess and filled with Orc corpses. Everyone thought that "This sucks" and began the famous "Cleanup of 1400". The Cleanup took 2 weeks of non-stop cleaning and burning of orc corpses. Unfortunately, the stench from burning orcs killed half of the settlers and made the other half sterile. The remaining settlers became so depressed that they cut of there genitalia, which increased their lifespan with 1500 years.

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  • Hörby (also known as Whore Town) was founded in 1337 by Torbal the Viking. It was supposed to be the capital of Sweden, but after the Orc-Human War in 1338 the city was abandoned and re-settled in 1400. The city was in a mess and filled with Orc corpses. Everyone thought that "This sucks" and began the famous "Cleanup of 1400". The Cleanup took 2 weeks of non-stop cleaning and burning of orc corpses. Unfortunately, the stench from burning orcs killed half of the settlers and made the other half sterile. The remaining settlers became so depressed that they cut of there genitalia, which increased their lifespan with 1500 years.
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  • Hörby (also known as Whore Town) was founded in 1337 by Torbal the Viking. It was supposed to be the capital of Sweden, but after the Orc-Human War in 1338 the city was abandoned and re-settled in 1400. The city was in a mess and filled with Orc corpses. Everyone thought that "This sucks" and began the famous "Cleanup of 1400". The Cleanup took 2 weeks of non-stop cleaning and burning of orc corpses. Unfortunately, the stench from burning orcs killed half of the settlers and made the other half sterile. The remaining settlers became so depressed that they cut of there genitalia, which increased their lifespan with 1500 years.
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