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  • :Stewie: Smells like Head and Shoulders, but you don't have dandruff. :Stu: Exactly! :Stewie: Aah! ---- :Stewie: [to Stu] I could handle the crappy apartment and the pedestrian job, but now you're telling me I'm a 35-year old Parade magazine reading virgin?! ---- :Stewie: [whispering to Stu] You listen to me Stewart Griffin! You march in there right now and [looks into a book] insert your penis into her vagina! ---- :Stu's boss at work: Hey, Stew! I heard about what you did with Fran last night. Y'know, Interoffice sex is prohibited, regardless how hilariously brief and unsatisfying it was. You're fired. ---- :Stu: Can I still read Parade? :Stewie: NO, YOU STILL CAN'T READ PARADE! ---- :Stu: We'll have to borrow the money from Mommy and Daddy. [Stewie leaps onto Stew's head and peels back his eyelids] AH! :Stewie: Never call them that again! It's Lois and the Fatman! Do you hear me? :Stu: Yes, yes! ---- :Vanessa: Ah, screw him! That fuckin' kid's from Guam. Probably only speaks Spanish or some shit. :Stewie: Let me tell you something, Nessa, a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow. ---- :Old Lois: Hi, Glenn. How's your arthritis? :Old Quagmire: Good, but since you walked in here I'm feeling a little stiff. Giggity Gig...oh, I just pooped a little. :Old Cleveland in a slow voice: Oh... that's... nas... ty.
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