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In 2004, Acer released a new form factor called the Microwave Form Factor. This very flexible form factor allows computers to be merged with microwaves. MFF computers are extremely affordable microwave computers that double up as a microwave (duhh). Features of the flagship Acer Aspirawave 5600: Although Acer Aspiravaves are very safe, there are a few things you should be aware of:

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  • In 2004, Acer released a new form factor called the Microwave Form Factor. This very flexible form factor allows computers to be merged with microwaves. MFF computers are extremely affordable microwave computers that double up as a microwave (duhh). Features of the flagship Acer Aspirawave 5600: Although Acer Aspiravaves are very safe, there are a few things you should be aware of:
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  • In 2004, Acer released a new form factor called the Microwave Form Factor. This very flexible form factor allows computers to be merged with microwaves. MFF computers are extremely affordable microwave computers that double up as a microwave (duhh). Features of the flagship Acer Aspirawave 5600: * 2.4GHz Intel Shitteron Intel Core Microwave Edition processor, with 802.11b+g network prevention technology, so no neighbors will ever hack into your wireless internets again! * 1 Byte of RAM * -500GB Soft Disk Drive (it comes hard, but after using for a few minutes, it becomes soft * 13.3" Door to view what is happening on your Aspirawave * 13L Capacity Although Acer Aspiravaves are very safe, there are a few things you should be aware of: * Do not put metal into the Aspirawave. Your machine will asplode and all your data will be written to the soft drive in an encrypted format that only Acer can decrypt. * Do not put any peripherals into the Aspirawave. This includes the keyboard and mouse. The door allows you to cook food on your Intel Core Microwave Edition processor, which is housed inside (hence the term, Intel Inside) and produces microwaves. * Do not open the door while your Aspirawave is switched on. You will be exposed to lethal amounts of radiation.
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