About: Social Security   Sponge Permalink

An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme originally created by Democrats to give your money to unemployed teen lesbian single moms. Social Security supports 98% of West Virginia's population. It is an idea loved by flaming pinko commie America haters. Thankfully, before the communists could hatch their nefarious plan, economists turned it into a pro-capitalist program that helps Uncle Sam fund wars and steal from poor people.

AttributesValues
rdfs:label
  • Social Security
  • Social security
rdfs:comment
  • Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme originally created by Democrats to give your money to unemployed teen lesbian single moms. Social Security supports 98% of West Virginia's population. It is an idea loved by flaming pinko commie America haters. Thankfully, before the communists could hatch their nefarious plan, economists turned it into a pro-capitalist program that helps Uncle Sam fund wars and steal from poor people.
  • Social Security is the primary United States Government social insurance program. Funded by mandatory payments based on an increasingly regressive schedule, it is a fixed benefit program for retirees, children and the disabled. It is administered by the Social Security Administration. Social Security has been under attack from conservatives since it was first established in the 1930's. Conservatives believe that people should be able to pay for their own retirement. Liberals remember the bread lines.
  • The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.
  • Main Page | About Mike Gravel | Top Issues | Other Issues | Grassroots Campaign | Online Campaign | Media Campaign | Contacts | Videos | Forums | Chat | Calendar | Donate | Gravel Stuff | WikiProjects | Senator Mike Gravel wants to put real money, rather than borrowed money, in the Social Security Trust Fund, investing it properly and identifying the interests of individual beneficiaries so they can leave their surplus funds to their heirs.
  • The social security system is designed to take care of the disabled and the old. It provides income at a certain level to anybody who cannot provide for himself, and it pays the base pensions for retired people. The payments depend on the income levels in the country and it is computed as a percentage of the average salary of low-level workers. The president of the country may decide what percentage to pay and may change this percentage as the economic situation of the country is changing. The social security index is one of the that add up to the total score of the country.
sameAs
dcterms:subject
dbkwik:wikiality/p...iPageUsesTemplate
dbkwik:jokes/prope...iPageUsesTemplate
dbkwik:fixpa/prope...iPageUsesTemplate
dbkwik:mikegravel/...iPageUsesTemplate
abstract
  • Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme originally created by Democrats to give your money to unemployed teen lesbian single moms. Social Security supports 98% of West Virginia's population. It is an idea loved by flaming pinko commie America haters. Thankfully, before the communists could hatch their nefarious plan, economists turned it into a pro-capitalist program that helps Uncle Sam fund wars and steal from poor people.
  • The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
  • Social Security is the primary United States Government social insurance program. Funded by mandatory payments based on an increasingly regressive schedule, it is a fixed benefit program for retirees, children and the disabled. It is administered by the Social Security Administration. Social Security has been under attack from conservatives since it was first established in the 1930's. Conservatives believe that people should be able to pay for their own retirement. Liberals remember the bread lines. Question: Will Social Security run out of money? Answer: The 2013 Long-Term Projections for Social Security: Additional Information CBO Dec. 17, 2013.
  • The social security system is designed to take care of the disabled and the old. It provides income at a certain level to anybody who cannot provide for himself, and it pays the base pensions for retired people. The payments depend on the income levels in the country and it is computed as a percentage of the average salary of low-level workers. The president of the country may decide what percentage to pay and may change this percentage as the economic situation of the country is changing. The social security system pays a monthly amount to three groups of people: unemployed, disabled and retired people. Unemployed workers receive it as long as they are unemployed. Retired people receive it from the age of 65 on. (Retired people also receive a pension on top of the social security payments). Disabled people who are unable to work due to a handicap or sickness receive the same monthly payments. Additional pension payments for retired workers depend on the investment/pension fund they pay into during their working years. The level can be viewed on the finance page. The level of social security payments is related to the average salaries of the low level workers. At 40% of the low-level workers salary, social security payments are in fact too low but many countries cannot afford more. Higher payments will make people in your country happier but the cost will increase. It is up to your judgment. You can make monthly changes but they are limited. The level of social security can be set on the social security page. The level may be changed up or down by 2% each game month. When the percentage is increased and unemployment in the country is very high, these payments may become a significant part of the monthly cost. Increasing the percentage must be done when the country's economy can afford the cost involved. Social security payments can be changed by 2% each game month. You can also set a target for the social security payments and the changes will be gradual, 2% per game month and will continue until the target is reached. A level of about 75% is considered to be excellent. It is possible to increase the Social Security level beyond 75% but this is only if the financial situation of the country is very strong. This limitation is built in as some players tried to increase their score by increasing the social security percentage to a very high level while it did not fit the financial situation of the country and was not done as part of a realistic economic management. In case the financial index is low and the social security level is set higher, civil unrest may take place in the country. Read more about civil unrest. The social security index is one of the that add up to the total score of the country.
  • Main Page | About Mike Gravel | Top Issues | Other Issues | Grassroots Campaign | Online Campaign | Media Campaign | Contacts | Videos | Forums | Chat | Calendar | Donate | Gravel Stuff | WikiProjects | Senator Mike Gravel wants to put real money, rather than borrowed money, in the Social Security Trust Fund, investing it properly and identifying the interests of individual beneficiaries so they can leave their surplus funds to their heirs. He also calls on Congress to stop raiding the Social Security Trust Fund. This is key to ensuring that Social Security will be around long after the Baby Boomers are gone for the next generation of Americans who have paid into it.
Alternative Linked Data Views: ODE     Raw Data in: CXML | CSV | RDF ( N-Triples N3/Turtle JSON XML ) | OData ( Atom JSON ) | Microdata ( JSON HTML) | JSON-LD    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3217, on Linux (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu), Standard Edition
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2012 OpenLink Software