Two days after Starr was born Dr. Dickless sent him to the local Turd orphanage where he earned a meager income as a gigolo for the local "I Love The President" nightclub where he dressed himself up as Richard Nixon and performed his trademark "sticky-Watergate" act on his clients for $5.00 a throw.
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