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(note: this is not intended to offend anyone under level 35! Just harmless teasing!) (also, special thanks to User: Fegaxeyl for coming up with the Noob bomb) As long as RS2 has existed, there have been Noobs. And, as long as there have been Noobs, there have been Noobs that were bullied, which, 6 times over, led to a colossal, yet somewhat unremarkable war. Nobody knows WHY it's unremarkable...

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  • The 6 great Noob Wars: (or how Nubaria was formed)
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  • (note: this is not intended to offend anyone under level 35! Just harmless teasing!) (also, special thanks to User: Fegaxeyl for coming up with the Noob bomb) As long as RS2 has existed, there have been Noobs. And, as long as there have been Noobs, there have been Noobs that were bullied, which, 6 times over, led to a colossal, yet somewhat unremarkable war. Nobody knows WHY it's unremarkable...
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  • (note: this is not intended to offend anyone under level 35! Just harmless teasing!) (also, special thanks to User: Fegaxeyl for coming up with the Noob bomb) As long as RS2 has existed, there have been Noobs. And, as long as there have been Noobs, there have been Noobs that were bullied, which, 6 times over, led to a colossal, yet somewhat unremarkable war. Nobody knows WHY it's unremarkable... Twilight Guild and Eclipse Guild Taisho Haru Axeman and Kyurin Torment revealed, however, that the noob corpses had been infected with an unknown nanogene in all of the wars. Oddly, all attempts to remove the gene, which was MOSTLY dormant whenever noobs weren't involved in any type of fighting, were complete failures. Haru, however, who had a brief career as a doctor and genetic engineer in Misthalin Royal Hospital, also revealed 2 recently discovered properties of the "Noob gene". 1), it seems to somehow transmutate into coherent brainwaves once a certain amount of exp and/or level have been achieved (usually 35 levels), translating chatspeak into Scape Standard, German, French, or any other comprehensible language, and creating great knowledge. 2), it seems to be the only receptor for the feared disease Nubitis, which turns anyone with no skills over level 35 into a zombie that can turn others into zombies. Exactly how this is achieved is unknown.
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