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The story goes that Oscar Mayer was working hard one day preparing for a dinner party for the Pope when he realized with a shock that the kitchen had run out of those little cocktail weenies that possess that unnatural ability to turn any party into a celebration of orgasmic delight. Luckily, or unluckily, for the guests, Oscar was a quick thinker and rose to the challenge of creating an snack of such delectable proportions that the dinner guests would be hard pressed not to grant him a knighthood for his culinary excellence. The end result was not so pretty.

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  • Toilet roll
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  • The story goes that Oscar Mayer was working hard one day preparing for a dinner party for the Pope when he realized with a shock that the kitchen had run out of those little cocktail weenies that possess that unnatural ability to turn any party into a celebration of orgasmic delight. Luckily, or unluckily, for the guests, Oscar was a quick thinker and rose to the challenge of creating an snack of such delectable proportions that the dinner guests would be hard pressed not to grant him a knighthood for his culinary excellence. The end result was not so pretty.
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  • The story goes that Oscar Mayer was working hard one day preparing for a dinner party for the Pope when he realized with a shock that the kitchen had run out of those little cocktail weenies that possess that unnatural ability to turn any party into a celebration of orgasmic delight. Luckily, or unluckily, for the guests, Oscar was a quick thinker and rose to the challenge of creating an snack of such delectable proportions that the dinner guests would be hard pressed not to grant him a knighthood for his culinary excellence. The end result was not so pretty. Scrounging up what ingredients he could find from all corners off the house, Oscar created a roll of such horrifying horror that even the dog who ate the scraps ended up dying immediately of acute leprosy and extreme brain haemorrhaging. Oscar was arrested for aggravated assault and criminal baking by a policeman who came to investigate the screams that echoed throughout the city streets. The guests never visited again and reported to their friends and colleagues that Oscar was most definitely not as good a cook as he made himself out to be. The pope, despite devouring over 20 of the rolls, was miraculously unharmed.
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