D. João (Don John) is a awesome guy and is one of the UnAnything Mascots. He was a king in Portugal who fought for the rights of the gay happy people, and he was a glutton. His wife was a total b*tch and used to have "fun" with Prostitute May while Mario tried to bang Micaela over the window. He has a little jacket CALLED Don John VI's Filthy Little Jacket (Portuguese: Jaquetinha imunda do D. João VI) and usually is seen with it sleeping (it stinks! and he uses it to keep drumsticks always nearby). Despite his royal appearance, he can be a hardcore and awesome guy (evidence is that he likes Mortal Kombat and The Terminator). He is so epic, HE never got banned on ANY website (and he's the only man besides Chuck Norris, Captain 0, and a couple of other guys who are allowed to troll on any we
| Attributes | Values |
|---|
| rdfs:label
| |
| rdfs:comment
| - D. João (Don John) is a awesome guy and is one of the UnAnything Mascots. He was a king in Portugal who fought for the rights of the gay happy people, and he was a glutton. His wife was a total b*tch and used to have "fun" with Prostitute May while Mario tried to bang Micaela over the window. He has a little jacket CALLED Don John VI's Filthy Little Jacket (Portuguese: Jaquetinha imunda do D. João VI) and usually is seen with it sleeping (it stinks! and he uses it to keep drumsticks always nearby). Despite his royal appearance, he can be a hardcore and awesome guy (evidence is that he likes Mortal Kombat and The Terminator). He is so epic, HE never got banned on ANY website (and he's the only man besides Chuck Norris, Captain 0, and a couple of other guys who are allowed to troll on any we
|
| dcterms:subject
| |
| dbkwik:unanything/...iPageUsesTemplate
| |
| abstract
| - D. João (Don John) is a awesome guy and is one of the UnAnything Mascots. He was a king in Portugal who fought for the rights of the gay happy people, and he was a glutton. His wife was a total b*tch and used to have "fun" with Prostitute May while Mario tried to bang Micaela over the window. He has a little jacket CALLED Don John VI's Filthy Little Jacket (Portuguese: Jaquetinha imunda do D. João VI) and usually is seen with it sleeping (it stinks! and he uses it to keep drumsticks always nearby). Despite his royal appearance, he can be a hardcore and awesome guy (evidence is that he likes Mortal Kombat and The Terminator). He is so epic, HE never got banned on ANY website (and he's the only man besides Chuck Norris, Captain 0, and a couple of other guys who are allowed to troll on any website evur made). Everyone also likes him because he beats up dumb-arses like Jack Thompson and ChristianU2uber with a cricket-bat (AKA paddle bat) and makes them sorry that they were big sh**-stains in the world and messed up stuff.
|
![[RDF Data]](/fct/images/sw-rdf-blue.png)