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| - In the darkness of the Zoovenir Shop, Skipper pops out of the head of an orange monkey shirt and looks around. Skipper: All right, boys. The coast is clear. Let's move. The others Penguins pop out of various shelves. Kowalski pulls out a grappling hook, launches it, and is pulled away. Rico and Private jump out. Private lands in Rico's hands and is thrown forward. Skipper leaps out of the orange monkey shirt. Kowalski descends from the ceiling on a rope. Suddenly, the lights come on causing the penguins to jump into their combat ready positions. It turns out to be Marlene, standing on top of a barrel full of monkeys, whom switched the lights on. Marlene: Hey, guys! Marlene jumps down off of the barrel. The penguins loosen up slightly. Skipper runs up to Marlene to speak to her. Skippe
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| - In the darkness of the Zoovenir Shop, Skipper pops out of the head of an orange monkey shirt and looks around. Skipper: All right, boys. The coast is clear. Let's move. The others Penguins pop out of various shelves. Kowalski pulls out a grappling hook, launches it, and is pulled away. Rico and Private jump out. Private lands in Rico's hands and is thrown forward. Skipper leaps out of the orange monkey shirt. Kowalski descends from the ceiling on a rope. Suddenly, the lights come on causing the penguins to jump into their combat ready positions. It turns out to be Marlene, standing on top of a barrel full of monkeys, whom switched the lights on. Marlene: Hey, guys! Marlene jumps down off of the barrel. The penguins loosen up slightly. Skipper runs up to Marlene to speak to her. Skipper: Jumbo shrimp! Doesn't a stealthy rendez-vous mean anything to anyone anymore? Marlene: A stealth... No. Why? Should it? Sensing something, Skipper quickly puts his flipper over Marlene's mouth to silence her. Skipper: Shhh! Now everyone is standing around Marlene, who stands still with her mouth being covered. Skipper looks around the shop. There was no one there. Skipper removes his flipper from Marlene's mouth. Skipper: All clear. But stay on your toes. Rico nods, taking the command literally, and stands on his toes. Marlene looks at them with a blank stare. Marlene: Riiiiight. Well, anywho, guess what I've found in my habitat today. Marlene pulls an egg from behind. Rico moves in for a a closer look and Private stares happily. Private: It's... It's... Kowalski: An egg? Marlene: Yes! And you are birds, soooo... (waves the egg at them suggestively) Skipper: Soooo, what? Marlene: (after a first surprise shock on her face)Back at the aquarium, the daddy penguins handle egg-duty. Skipper: (With a patronizing look on his face) Marlene, we're an elite force, not nurse maids. Kowalski takes the egg from Marlene and examines it closely. Kowalski: Actually, Skipper, incubation is a guy thing for penguins. It's natural instincts. Excited, Private takes the egg from Kowalski and holds it. Skipper: You too, Kowalski? We can't give in to every gushy urge nature's burdened upon our species. However, the men are playing with the egg. Private rocks the egg back and forth. Kowalski plays peek-a-boo with the egg, coochie-coochie-cooing at him. Rico is waving at the egg. Skipper: Oh, come on, you marshmallows! Think manly thoughts, like, uh... MONSTER TRUCKS! OOH-RAH! The others ignore Skipper and continue to cuddle egg. Skipper softens up and lets out an affectionate sigh. Skipper: Ahh. Isn't that just the cu-- (Snapping out of it) NO CAN DO. We can't possibly take this mommy mission. King Julien, Maurice and Mort pop out of another barrel of animals. King Julien: Of course you can't, silly penguin. Because the egg is MINE! The lemurs jump down, out of the barrel of monkeys. Skipper: Where did you... I thought we had this area secured! Marlene: (incredulously)You laid an egg? Kowalski: (examining Julien) That's highly illogical for a mammal, unless... (examines Julien's tail) Are you part platypus? King Julien: What did-- (pushes Kowalski away, offended) You are a party puss! But I, I am KING of things! (Maurice nods) Longly, I have waited for the spirits to give me a proper heir to my throne. Clearly, that is why they sent me this egg. Marlene: Sent you? King Julien: Yes! Indirectly. I shall call him Julien Jr., J.J.! I will raise him to be just like me. Handsome, brilliant, and most of all... humble! Annoyed, Skipper facepalms. Skipper: (To Marlene) We'll take him. Private: Yay! Resume coochie-cooing, men! Private has the egg under his feet. The boys continue coochie-cooing the egg. Julien is jealous and begins rubbing his hands together, discussing his plans for the egg loud enough so that everyone hears him. King Julien: (In a "whisper") Well, we'll see who's coochie-cooing when I- The Penguins all turn to face King Julien with angry expressions on their faces. King Julien: Hey. I was muttering to me, not you, silly penguins. Now carry on.
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