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So Albert decided he was going to journey to Bigak. He asked the man, "That watch...Can it be used to somehow get to Bigak?" He didn't have to wait for the man to reply, because that moment, the watch started yelling, "LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL..." Everyone covered their ears. As the watch shot off the man's arm, Albert bumped into his friend Nelson Sonsonson, who said, "I'm going to follow the watch...want to help?" To which Albert said, "AN ALARM CLOCK RADIO -- I mean, yes, definitely, in fact I was thinking the same thing." "That's a verbly nouny sentence," remarked Albert.

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  • So Albert decided he was going to journey to Bigak. He asked the man, "That watch...Can it be used to somehow get to Bigak?" He didn't have to wait for the man to reply, because that moment, the watch started yelling, "LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL..." Everyone covered their ears. As the watch shot off the man's arm, Albert bumped into his friend Nelson Sonsonson, who said, "I'm going to follow the watch...want to help?" To which Albert said, "AN ALARM CLOCK RADIO -- I mean, yes, definitely, in fact I was thinking the same thing." "That's a verbly nouny sentence," remarked Albert.
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  • So Albert decided he was going to journey to Bigak. He asked the man, "That watch...Can it be used to somehow get to Bigak?" He didn't have to wait for the man to reply, because that moment, the watch started yelling, "LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL-LIDL..." Everyone covered their ears. As the watch shot off the man's arm, Albert bumped into his friend Nelson Sonsonson, who said, "I'm going to follow the watch...want to help?" To which Albert said, "AN ALARM CLOCK RADIO -- I mean, yes, definitely, in fact I was thinking the same thing." So they got in Albert's car, and would have pursued the watch if they hadn't found this guy sitting in the backseat, who said, "The abnormal absorbent alarming amazing ambiguous angry artificial average bad bad mannered baffling barbarous bare belittling beloved big bloody blue booming boorish bright bronze buffoon-like bulbous charming chartreuse cheap cheery clammy clever clumsy cold colossal common complaining congruent contageous contented contrived controversial cool copper coruscating cosmic cozy crazed crazy crunchy cryptic curative cute cut-rate dark dazzling dead deafening defective defenestratable demoralizing despicable depressed diseased dismal disappointed doubtful dramatic dubious educated eeble eerie egregious elated emaciated enormous epic equivalent erudite evil excited exhausted exotic expensive explosive fake fanatical fast fat fervent flaming flammable folksy foolish forbidden foreign foul friendly furry gray great green greenish-bluish-purplish grisly golden good Gypsy hairless hairy happy hateful heartbroken heavy hideous homely hopeless hot huge idiotic ill-bred incompetent incredible ineffective inept infectious ingenious insane intransigent jocular joyful jubilant jumping fuckin' cool large laughable lavish lazy lead lesbian lifeless light loud lovely loyal luminous macabre mad magical malevolent mediocre megalomaniacal melodramatic miniscule mirthful morbid moribund mundane mysterious nail-biting natural nefarious Nobel prize-winning no-frills nonexistent nonsensical obese oblivious obscene obscure offensive on edge on the ball oozing opaque orange overwrought pale paper peculiar periodic petrifying pie-loving pimpalicious pitch-black platinum plump pocket-sized posh pricey puce pugnacious purple putrefying puzzling pyrrhic quick quiet quivering raging rapturous red regular remarkable repugnant revolting rhyming rhythmic rickety rigid rotted round rubber rude running sacred sacrificed sad sanguine scanty scary senseless serious sexy shaky sheer shimmery shiny shoddy silver sinister sizable skinny slim slimy slippery slow small smart smelly snug soft sparkling spine-chilling spontaneous straight stupid styrofoam substandard sumptuous supercalifragilisticexpialidocious tacky tawdry tense terrible thick thin throbbing tiny tired transparent trusty ugly unbalanced uncivilized uninviting universal unnatural unpleased unrefined unreliable unsophisticated upset uptight vast vigilant virtual vulgar walking warm well-to-do white wise wobbly wooden yellow Abba able-bodied spiderman gimp train abortion ad air conditioner airplane amv antidisestablishmentarianist anvil apple juice arthritis asparagus attorney autobiography balloon banana band baseball bat bass guitar bathtub beach ball beagle bikini bildungsroman blanket blender blimp blow-up doll boat bollocks bomb booby book boo-ook bowling ball brand bread knife brickbat brisket broadsword broom Buddah businessperson DarkMatter2525 cake can opener cardboard box fsssss cash cellphone Yahweh Zeus cheeseburger Phyllis Hyman Giggle Stick chromosome classified document Tamia clock cob cockroach computer communist cookie cutter couch Alicia Keys corset cow Toni Braxton Adele cubicle cuddly toy cutting board Mt. 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"That's a verbly nouny sentence," remarked Albert. "Who are you?" asked Nelson. "People call me Cheddar," the guy said. "Like the cheese?" Nelson asked. "Yeah." "Well, we're trying to leave on a journey to an ancient city. Can --" "Uh...okay," said Albert. "We're supposed to follow that watch, right?" "Yeah," said Nelson." "Well then," Albert said, let's get moving!" And he left his driveway and pursued the watch. [[../Page 8|Page 8]] | [[../Page 9|Page 9]] | [[../Page 10|Page 10]]
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