:Steve: I DO NOT APPROVE OF YOUR METHODS!!
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:Roger: Well, there are ways to get people to do what you want without they're knowing it.
:Francine: Are you suggesting I trick him?
:Roger: Sure, it's easy. I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.
:Francine: What an idiot.
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:Stan: The Church sent missionaries to America to teach the Indians the correct method of sex. in return, they taught us the correct method of sitting in second grade.
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:TV Announcer: Next on Fox, another fucking singing contest!