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Unattended children (Painious buttoccous) are a subspecies of the Homo Sapien species. Unattended children are the smallest of Homo Sapiens, but tend to be the most annoying. Unattended children live in family groups called gangs. Although unattended children must eat food for nourishment, they also need to harass other unattended children to nourish themselves. The hunting of other unattended children for harassment is often done in gangs, although there are some solitary hunters as well.

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  • Unattended children (Painious buttoccous) are a subspecies of the Homo Sapien species. Unattended children are the smallest of Homo Sapiens, but tend to be the most annoying. Unattended children live in family groups called gangs. Although unattended children must eat food for nourishment, they also need to harass other unattended children to nourish themselves. The hunting of other unattended children for harassment is often done in gangs, although there are some solitary hunters as well.
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  • Unattended children (Painious buttoccous) are a subspecies of the Homo Sapien species. Unattended children are the smallest of Homo Sapiens, but tend to be the most annoying. Unattended children live in family groups called gangs. Although unattended children must eat food for nourishment, they also need to harass other unattended children to nourish themselves. The hunting of other unattended children for harassment is often done in gangs, although there are some solitary hunters as well. The average human child, once entering the unattended state, regresses from a semi-tolerable being into a nightmarish beast of frightening destructiveness. Unattended children usually live for 16-19 years, although some may live for as long as 22-23 years, before returning to a sane, unobnoxious state. In some very rare cases, a human may never leave the unattended state and can live for decades past the normal end of the unattended state. Such cases often end in the murder of the unattended "child".
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