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| - Rules: Only Spottedleaf, Leafpool, Redtail, Rosepetal, Yellowfang, Daisy and Ivypool may be nominated. Superpower Holder: Thornclaw (in the lounge room) Mousefur: I can't believe Dustpelt's gone! Yellowfang: Well, he did want to go. Redtail: But that means I'm nominated! D: Leafpool: Big deal! I am too! Spottedleaf: And me! Thanks to Thornclaw. Thornclaw: Dude, I fell over by accident! Spottedleaf: No, you fell over because you wanted to sabotage me, because you're the Mole, and I'm going to prove it! (stomps away) Graystripe: Woah. Spiderleg: Dude, you're screwed! Daisy: That rhymes! Yellowfang: (knocks Daisy out) Rosepetal: Hey. What was that for. Ravenpaw: She talked, I think. Yellowfang: Yes, and the laws of Yellowfang says that any ThunderClan cat named Dasiy is not allowed to talk without expressed permission. Ivypool: And the laws of Ivypool say that Runningwind is not to touch or be within fifty metres of me! Runningwind: But the laws of Runningwind say I have to hug you 50 times a day! (hugs Ivypool) Ivypool: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! LAW BREAKER! Big Brother: SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID LAWS! (silence) Leafpool: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (faints) Mousefur: Can we all stop doing that? Spiderleg: Yeah, guys, seriously. Big Brother: I think now would be a good time to call all of you to the lounge? Ivypool: We are in the lounge, idiot. Big Brother: Fine. Sit down then. (everyone sits down) Big Brother: Now give me time to go behind my all powerful microphone! (runs away) Daisy: I don't understand why he needs to go behind a microphone to listen to our nominations when he talks to us face to face about other things... Yellowfang: (glares furiously) Daisy: Sorry... (5 minutes later) Big Brother: Okay, it's time for nominations! Redtail, as Dustpelt is evicted, that means you are up for nomination in his place. Redtail: Okay... Big Brother: Also, after Dustpelt left, he could give out a superpower. Here he is via video link to announce his choice. (Dustpelt appears via video link) Dustpelt: Hello, weridos! I give my superpower to THORNCLAW! Spottedleaf: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Thornclaw: What? Ravenpaw: (shouts in Thornclaw's ear) HE SAID YOU GET THE SUPERPOWER! Big Brother: Thornclaw, go to the Diary Room. Everyone else, to the nominations room. (in the Diary Room) Big Brother: Thornclaw, are you interested to know what your superpower is? Thornclaw: Yes! Big Brother: Okay, Thornclaw, your superpower has two options. Thornclaw: What do you mean? Big Brother: Well, you can choose one of the following options for your superpower. You may choose to either DOUBLE YOUR NOMINATION POINTS or SAVE ONE HOUSEMATE FOR NOMINATIONS! But beware, either decision will bring consequences. Which do you pick? Thornclaw: I... Well, I'll SAVE A CAT please, Big Brother! Big Brother: Interesting choice! Who do you choose to save? Thornclaw: I choose SPOTTEDLEAF. Big Brother: Spottedleaf? Why? Surely she thinks you're the Mole. Thornclaw: Yes, she does, but if I save her, maybe that will make her less suspicious of me? Besides, if she manages to convince enough cats that I'm the Mole, I'll be automatically nominated and might be evicted. Big Brother: Good choice. Accepted. Thornclaw: Yay! Big Brother: Well, while you're here, you may as well nominate. Nominate now. Thornclaw: Hm... for 3 points I nominate LEAFPOOL. She talks way too much and makes a scene whenever she faints. What a stupid fear she has! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Thornclaw: For 2 points I nominate REDTAIL. I think he pretends to be crazy to get attention, and I don't like attention seekers. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: LEAFPOOL 3 REDTAIL 2 Daisy 0 Ivypool 0 Rosepetal 0 Yellowfang 0 Spottedleaf S (For those who don't know, the S beside Spottedleaf's name means safe.) Big Brother: Thank you, Thornclaw. Please go back to the nominations room. (in the nominations room) (Thornclaw enters the room) Thornclaw: I HAVE RETURNED! Did you miss me? Spottedleaf: No. Big Brother: Housemates, it's time to nominate. But, before we begin, Thornclaw has just used his superpower. He had the option to double his nomination points or save a cat from nominations. He chose to save a cat. He chose Spottedleaf, which means she is no longer able to be nominated. Everyone: (shocked gasp) Spottedleaf: You chose me? Runningwind: Great, now I have to change my nomination! Spottedleaf: (glares furiously at Runningwind) Big Brother: Right-o, let's start the nominations! We'll start with the safe cats first. Spottedleaf, to the chamber. (Spottedleaf enters) Big Brother: Spottedleaf, nominate now. Spottedleaf: For 4 points I nominate IVYPOOL to get Runningwind back. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Spottedleaf: For 1 point I nominate ROSEPETAL because she's really boring, and she has an alliance with Daisy. The alliance must be stopped before it gets dangerous. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: IVYPOOL 4 LEAFPOOL 3 REDTAIL 2 Rosepetal 1 Daisy 0 Yellowfang 0 Big Brother: Graystripe, to the chamber. (Graystripe enters) Big Brother: Graystripe, nominate now. Graystripe: For 3 points I nominate YELLOWFANG. She's changed heaps this week and it's starting to bug me. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Graystripe: For 2 points I nominate IVYPOOL to get back at Runningwind. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: IVYPOOL 6 LEAFPOOL 3 YELLOWFANG 3 Redtail 2 Rosepetal 1 Daisy 0 Big Brother: Ravenpaw. to the chamber. (Ravenpaw enters) Big Brother: Ravenpaw, nominate now. Ravenpaw: For 4 points I nominate REDTAIL for being a cheat in the first challenge! Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Ravenpaw: For 1 point I nominate LEAFPOOL because she never shuts up! Freaking NEVER! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: IVYPOOL 6 REDTAIL 6 LEAFPOOL 4 Yellowfang 3 Rosepetal 1 Daisy 0 Big Brother: Spiderleg, to the chamber (Spiderleg enters) Big Brother: Spiderleg, nominate now. Spiderleg: For 3 points I nominate YELLOWFANG for hating Rosepetal. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Spiderleg: For 2 points I nominate LEAFPOOL because she's just... strange! Big Brother: How so? Spiderleg: She never stops talking! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: LEAFPOOL 7 YELLOWFANG 7 IVYPOOL 6 REDTAIL 6 Rosepetal 1 Daisy 0 Big Brother: Mousefur, to the chamber. (Mousefur enters) Big Brother: Mousefur, nominate now. Mousefur: For 4 points I nominate ROSEPETAL because she bores the life out of me. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 1 point left. Mousefur: For 1 point I nominate DAISY because no one else will vote for her because they don't think she's a threat, which actually makes her a threat, so... I vote for her. Big Brother: So... You're voting for her because she's a threat... because people don't think she's a threat? Mousefur: Yes. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: LEAFPOOL 7 YELLOWFANG 7 IVYPOOL 6 REDTAIL 6 Rosepetal 5 Daisy 1 Big Brother: Runningwind, to the chamber. (Runningwind enters) Big Brother: Runningwind, nominate now. Runningwind: For 3 points I nominate ROSEPETAL because my love does not like her! Big Brother: Ivypool isn't your love. She hates you. Runningwind: (snarls) What did you say? Big Brother: ACCEPTED! YOU HAVE 2 POINTS LEFT! Just don't hurt me! Runningwind: 2 points to DAISY because she's not making any strategic moves, and I think she's doing it deliberately to avoid being seen as a threat. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: ROSEPETAL 8 LEAFPOOL 7 YELLOWFANG 7 Ivypool 6 Redtail 6 Daisy 3 Big Brother: And now for the ones who are up for nomination! Yellowfang, to the chamber. (Yellowfang enters) Big Brother: Yellowfang, nominate now. Yellowfang: For 4 points I nominate DAISY because I hate her for breaking my most favourite mug in the universe, and it was a limited edition that I bought years ago! I'll never get it back! D: Big Brother: It's called eBay, but accepted. You have 1 point left. Yellowfang: For one point I nominate ROSEPETAL for being Daisy's ally and also for being related to her. Big Brother: Dude... Yellowfang: What? Big Brother: Nominating a cat for being related to a cat you hate? Yellowfang: So? Big Brother: Harsh, but we don't have time for a debate, so accepted. Maybe in the Daily Show, perhaps? Table: ROSEPETAL 9 DAISY 7 LEAFPOOL 7 YELLOWFANG 7 Ivypool 6 Redtail 6 Big Brother: Ivypool, to the chamber. (Ivypool enters) Big Brother: Ivypool, nominate now. Ivypool: For 3 points I nominate LEAFPOOL because she's always creating scenes by fainting and that annoys me. Big Brother: She has a fear of silence, you intolerant little... Ivypool: Intolerant little what, Big Dovewing? Big Brother: Nothing! Accepted! You have 2 points left! Ivypool: For 2 points I nominate ROSEPETAL because she's so boring! SHE HAS NO EMOTION! Big Brother: Accepted. Table: ROSEPETAL 11 LEAFPOOL 10 DAISY 7 YELLOWFANG 7 Ivypool 6 Redtail 6 Big Brother: Daisy, to the chamber. (Daisy enters) Big Brother: Daisy, nominate now. Daisy: For 4 points I nominate YELLOWFANG because she's getting so angry over a stupid mug! Big Brother: A limited edition mug. Daisy: I don't care. Stupid old hag. Big Brother: I'M NOT A HAG, YOU HAG! Daisy: Rude! I was talking about Yellowfang. Big Brother: Accepted, hag. Daisy: HEY! Big Brother: You have 1 point left, and make it snappy, hag. I'm over you. Daisy: For one point I nominate REDTAIL. He's kind of weird. He's half crazy in the sense that one minute, you could be having a perfectly normal conversation and then he comes out with half the Willowpelt Dictionary. Big Brother: There is a dictionary for her language? Daisy: Yes there is. Big Brother: Cool! Accepted. Table: ROSEPETAL 11 YELLOWFANG 11 LEAFPOOL 10 Daisy 7 Redtail 7 Ivypool 6 Big Brother: Rosepetal, to the chamber. (Rosepetal enters) Big Brother: Rosepetal, nominate now. Rosepetal: For 3 points I nominate IVYPOOL because she doesn't like me. Big Brother: What makes you say that? Rosepetal: She just avoids me and never talks to me. Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Rosepetal: For 2 points I nominate YELLOWFANG because she hates Daisy. Big Brother: Accepted. Table: YELLOWFANG 13 ROSEPETAL 11 LEAFPOOL 10 Ivypool 9 Daisy 7 Redtail 7 Big Brother: Leafpool, to the chamber. (Leafpool enters) Big Brother: Leafpool, nominate now. Leafpool: For 3 points I nominate REDTAIL because he's so super weird all the time! I think he might have two personalities, actually. Isn't that strange? I've never seen that bef- Big Brother: Accepted. You have 2 points left. Leafpool: For 2 points I nominate ROSEPETAL because I find her rather boring, actually! She never has any emotion, kind of like Kristen Stewart. Do you think she's Kristen Stewart's pet cat? It would explain a lot, I mean- Big Brother: ACCEPTED! Table: ROSEPETAL 13 YELLOWFANG 13 LEAFPOOL 10 REDTAIL 10 Ivypool 9 Daisy 7 Big Brother: And finally, Redtail, to the chamber. (Redtail enters) Big Brother: Redtail, nominate now. Redtail: For 4 points I nominate LEAFPOOL because she never stops talking! It's drving me- HONK IF YOU LIKE PIG NOISES! I'M AN AWESOME CAR-TRUCK! Big Brother: Accepted. Weirdo. You have 1 point left. Redtail: For 1 point I nominate IVYPOOL because she wants to go home. It's only fair. Big Brother: Accepted. Nominations are over. All cats to the lounge. FINAL TABLE: LEAFPOOL 14 ROSEPETAL 13 YELLOWFANG 13 Ivypool 10 Redtail 10 Daisy 7 (in the lounge) Big Brother: Housemates, as you know, Thornclaw had the superpower. He could choose whether to double his nomination points or save a cat from being up for nominations, and he chose to save a cat. He saved Spottedleaf. Spottedleaf: I still think he's the Mole. Thornclaw: But... D: Big Brother: I will now reveal the cats nominated and the number of points they received. On 14 points, LEAFPOOL. Leafpool: Oh, really? Why did you do that? I bet it was because I talk to much, wasn't it? Well, how about you try living with a fear of silence! HUH!? Ravenpaw: SHUSH! Big Brother: On 13 points, ROSEPETAL. Rosepetal: Nuuuuu. How could this happen. What did I do to deserve this. Leafpool: Well, apart from the fact that you're as boring as- Rosepetal: It was a rhetorical question, you horrible cat. Shut up. Big Brother: And, also on 13 points, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: DAISY! Plotting against me, are you? Daisy: Yes I am! Ivypool: I'm sorry, but that was such a stupid thing to say. Seriously, Daisy, pull you head back in the game! Daisy: Ivypool! D: Big Brother: Leafpool, Rosepetal, Yellowfang, at the end of the week, one of you WILL be evicted. That is all.
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