About: Old Man Marries a Young Woman

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After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot." "Impossible!" the Old Man said "Somebody else must have shot that bear." "Exactly," replied the doctor.

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rdfs:label	Old Man Marries a Young Woman
rdfs:comment	After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot." "Impossible!" the Old Man said "Somebody else must have shot that bear." "Exactly," replied the doctor.
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abstract	After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot." "Impossible!" the Old Man said "Somebody else must have shot that bear." "Exactly," replied the doctor.

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