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| - Holiness means to be set apart for the worship or service of God. It is from the Greek word hagio.
- Exactly where holiness stems from, no one knows. However, there are a few entities that have the power to declare things holy. Among these, The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness is currently the most reliable to consult; the worst thing that could happen to you is fluffalization all the way to oblivion, or you turning into a devoted, undead worshiper of it. Holiness in itself is simply awesome; this awesomeness can then be further enhanced by introducing small amounts of evilness, resulting in maniacalness. There are many things that are made out to be holy, but actually aren't; those things must be destroyed, or adjusted to their proper place. As for Uncyclopedia in itself, its holiness stems mainly from a small series of exceptionally holy articles, of which you are currently reading one.
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