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| - Eternal Solstice has two states: Dead Chat and Flame War. Do not bring your religion here. Do not bring your elitism. Do not bring your spam, your wise ideas, your TUBBY, your political views, your butthurt, your YouTube links, system32, desu, or white milk. Bring me a sandwich. Stay out of Eternal Solstice. Yes, we mean you. There is no escape.
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| - Eternal Solstice has two states: Dead Chat and Flame War. Do not bring your religion here. Do not bring your elitism. Do not bring your spam, your wise ideas, your TUBBY, your political views, your butthurt, your YouTube links, system32, desu, or white milk. Bring me a sandwich. Stay out of Eternal Solstice. Yes, we mean you. There is no escape. A keyboard is not a Language Arts degree. In order to ensure that your keyboard remains functional, make sure the Caps Lock button is off. Otherwise, you run the risk of depleting your caps fluid and forgetting to make sense. Arguments are not won by talking really fast, especially since everything you believe in is utterly, completely wrong. It should also be pointed out that arguments are not won at all. Contribute useful text to the chat or GTFO. Those seeking to become Moderators should locate existing Moderators and send them links to porn, which they require to fuel the banhammer. Eternal Solstice is not a role-play chat. Whether you're made of pure energy or just really like to nuke everything, you still don't belong here. There are other chat rooms for your brand of derp, most notably getting off the computer and going outside. This is also not a place to criticize people for being online, unless you can manage to do that without the use of an electronic device. You don't punch yourself in the face and then laugh at people for getting in fistfights.
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