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| - Tigerstar: (stroking a fluffy white mouse) Good evening, contestants and hosts. I've been expecting you. Mwahahahaha! Graystripe and Firestar: (clinging onto each other like kits) AAAAAAAHHHHH! Sandstorm: Wowzerz, I wasn't expecting YOU!? Brambleclaw: He's so scary, but he's my dad! *cries* Daisy: (hiding behind Leafpool) Seriously, I'm gonna MAUL my agent for letting me stay in this HORRID PLACE!!!!! WITH A MURDERER! Jayfeather: Meh, I've got my powers. (walks in Tigerstar's thoughts) Jayfeather: (stops walking in dream) Wow, that was weird. Tigerstar: Get over it, I like Julie Andrews.
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| - Tigerstar: (stroking a fluffy white mouse) Good evening, contestants and hosts. I've been expecting you. Mwahahahaha! Graystripe and Firestar: (clinging onto each other like kits) AAAAAAAHHHHH! Sandstorm: Wowzerz, I wasn't expecting YOU!? Brambleclaw: He's so scary, but he's my dad! *cries* Daisy: (hiding behind Leafpool) Seriously, I'm gonna MAUL my agent for letting me stay in this HORRID PLACE!!!!! WITH A MURDERER! Jayfeather: Meh, I've got my powers. (walks in Tigerstar's thoughts) Tigerstar: (In a pink tutu picking flowers from a meadow full of sweets) The hills are alive! With the sound of muusic! Tra lalalala! Jayfeather: (stops walking in dream) Wow, that was weird. Tigerstar: Get over it, I like Julie Andrews. Brightheart: You're the one who sent the dogs! I HATE YOU! (starts attacking Tigerstar) Tigerstar: (bats Brightheart off like a feather) I'm here for a reality show, thickos, not to attack you. Bumblestripe: Ow, Ivypool, get off! (Ivypool is digging her claws into Bumblestripe's fur, muttering dark words about Tigerstar betraying her) Ivypool: Oh, sorry. *curses* You made me belive the Dark Forest was right..mutter, mutter mutter Lionheart: Whoa, Tigerstar dude, what happened after you killed me? Tigerstar: Oh, nothing much. I got exiled, became leader of ShadowClan, unleashed BloodClan to the forest and died, found my second son, traind cats in the Dark Forest and then launched and attack on the Clans and died again in The Last Hope. Lionheart: Wow, I've missed a lot. Leafpool: (with wide eyes) Sandstorm told me kit stories about you! You know, you're less scary than I imagined. Tigerstar: (leaps on Leafpool) What did you say? Leafpool: Um.... You looked really good in that tutu... Tigerstar: (gets off Leafpool) *puring* Thank you! It is my ambition to become a leading man in the West End production of The Sound of Music. (starts singing My Favourite Things) Pretty white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes that fall on my nose and my lashes, wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings, these are a few of my favourite things, da da, da da, da da, daaaaaaaaa Cloudtail: He must've got a really bad head injury when he died for the second time.
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