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| - A spork was a combination spoon and fork that was used throughout the Galactic Republic's armed forces. The item was so ubiquitous amongst the Republic Marines that it became common practice for personnel on field duty to give their sporks an edge on one side.
- A spork is an item found in Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas.
- "Spork" is used as a term to mock and criticize So Bad It's Good and So Bad It's Horrible works, since sporks have the right size and shape to dig out an eye. A bad Fanfic, for example, can be described as "It sporked me.", i.e: so bad it made me want to take my eyes out so I wouldn't have to view it any more. Not to be confused with "sporking", another name for MS Ting.
- thumb|right|250px|Emblema de SPORK. Secret Paramiutary Organized Response Kommand (abreviado como SPORK) es una organización de apariciones recurrentes de la serie Demonio Con Carne. Es un grupo heróico estadounidense al servicio del presidente Lincoln que se dedica a salvar el mundo de las fuerzas del mal.
- A Spork is the eating utensil of the gods. Only the mighty spoon comes close to the awe-inspiring majesty of the Spork. Ever since the defeat of the Spifertulakfeons, the Spork has been unchallenged.
- Sporks were not as popular as forks but they were way helluva cooler. The first sporks were invented by AlForQ in competition with other fork making companies. Eventually, AlForQ sold the rights to his spork to Taco Bell which made a killing on them. Sporks became a favorite way for people to stab themselves. Gouging one's eyes out with a flaming spork was also conducive to serial killers and nutjobs. One Force practitioner to use Sporks was Darth Spork.
- A spork is a utensil that has a spoon-like shallow scoop with the addition of the tines of a fork. It has many uses. For instance, it can be used to gouge out one's eyes while reading badfic. Because "this makes me want to gouge out my eyes with a spork!" is such a common complaint, the spork has become emblematic of making snarky comments about badfic, a.k.a. sporking. Some agents, such as Drake, modify sporks to be used as combat weapons. (It is rumored that sporks were originally invented for purposes of dining, but this is unsubstantiated.)
- The utensil was used to lift food to the mouth or to hold ingredients in place while they were being cut. Food could be lifted either by spearing it on the tines, or by holding it on top of the tines. (TNG: "The Vengeance Factor" ) Starfleet Academy sporks play a key role in "The Assassination Game" as the titular strategy game's "weapon" of choice.
- They might take over the world one day. Everything will be peaceful then. Just you wait. Not only are they lovable and cute, but they can cut you in four places at once if you ever try to mess with them. Don't. They are very pleasant because they are natural optimists. Sporks are a marvelous invention. The Foon is their mortal enemy. It is an inverted, three-pronged spork, the retarded cousin that never quite made the cut for the school football team. If you ever see one, crush it immediately, for your own safety and that of the spork nation, Sporkland. Sporks celebrate National Spork Day every August 15. It is a "commemoration of the awesomeness of the spork and those who support it". Other spork dates are: Spork Day (Northern Hemisphere) - August 15th Spork Day (Southern Hemisphere) - Ju
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