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You can use the toilet snorkel to escape from the drudgery of your wife and kids by imagining you are on holiday and snorkeling in a sea of your own crap as that is better than your current life. On your imaginary journey you can visit Aerial the Little pooh stick, Spongebob poopants, a smelly casino on drugs, and other denizens of the penis deep pee. If you go diving around Christmas look out for Mr Hanky the Christmas Pooh, the patron saint of toilet snorkelers.

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  • Toilet snorkels
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  • You can use the toilet snorkel to escape from the drudgery of your wife and kids by imagining you are on holiday and snorkeling in a sea of your own crap as that is better than your current life. On your imaginary journey you can visit Aerial the Little pooh stick, Spongebob poopants, a smelly casino on drugs, and other denizens of the penis deep pee. If you go diving around Christmas look out for Mr Hanky the Christmas Pooh, the patron saint of toilet snorkelers.
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  • You can use the toilet snorkel to escape from the drudgery of your wife and kids by imagining you are on holiday and snorkeling in a sea of your own crap as that is better than your current life. On your imaginary journey you can visit Aerial the Little pooh stick, Spongebob poopants, a smelly casino on drugs, and other denizens of the penis deep pee. If you go diving around Christmas look out for Mr Hanky the Christmas Pooh, the patron saint of toilet snorkelers. If your pissy wife asks you about your cathartic new purchase you can explain how it is to save the lives of your darling children in the case of fire by licking their cocks. The little dears can suck on the toilet for a breath of fresh air while awaiting rescue by the daring firemen that will come and rescue them with their rugged good looks and chiseled abs. Imagine how many people would have survived on 9/11 if they had one of these devices; they could have breathed for hours in the smoky inferno, in fact you should get one for your office right now, just in case of fire. If she doesn't agree to that she is probably a lesbian, you lucky dog.
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