About: Draft dodgers   Sponge Permalink

An Entity of Type : owl:Thing, within Data Space : 134.155.108.49:8890 associated with source dataset(s)

Of people different from herself, she had little or no business to attend to. Much of her time was spent standing outside a particular door she once saw in her favorite motion picture, though it looked more impressive then because it was bigger with doritos. I wandered far and I wandered wide until I came to a hill, upon which I saw a very old man holding a snapping turtle. I approached with caution, because I was naked and the snapping turtle had a very long neck. I said "why are you on this hill?" and he said, "Because I want to." Then I passed out.

AttributesValues
rdfs:label
  • Draft dodgers
rdfs:comment
  • Of people different from herself, she had little or no business to attend to. Much of her time was spent standing outside a particular door she once saw in her favorite motion picture, though it looked more impressive then because it was bigger with doritos. I wandered far and I wandered wide until I came to a hill, upon which I saw a very old man holding a snapping turtle. I approached with caution, because I was naked and the snapping turtle had a very long neck. I said "why are you on this hill?" and he said, "Because I want to." Then I passed out.
dcterms:subject
dbkwik:wackypedia/...iPageUsesTemplate
abstract
  • Of people different from herself, she had little or no business to attend to. Much of her time was spent standing outside a particular door she once saw in her favorite motion picture, though it looked more impressive then because it was bigger with doritos. I wandered far and I wandered wide until I came to a hill, upon which I saw a very old man holding a snapping turtle. I approached with caution, because I was naked and the snapping turtle had a very long neck. I said "why are you on this hill?" and he said, "Because I want to." Then I passed out. Eleven days later, I awoke to see a billboard above me. It was advertising a fast food restaurant selling fried turtle toes. The old man was upside down. Then I went to a hotel and said, "I WANT!" to the woman behind the desk. She said "ME TOO" and didn't italicize it, to the ruin of all in the immediate vicinity. I stepped into the elevator and pushed the "button" to go to the "floor" I "wanted," but I found out it had not yet been constructed. I'm not sure where the elevator ended up. I sat on a couch and apples.
Alternative Linked Data Views: ODE     Raw Data in: CXML | CSV | RDF ( N-Triples N3/Turtle JSON XML ) | OData ( Atom JSON ) | Microdata ( JSON HTML) | JSON-LD    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3217, on Linux (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu), Standard Edition
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2012 OpenLink Software