Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases. Once the domain of pompous inbreeds and socially awkward college professors, Latin Phrases are now seen as a useful tool for the common man (or plebs). It is a well attested to fact that anything said in Latin sounds deeply profound and anyone who takes the time to memorise lists of quotations can use them to impress the more feeble-minded amongst us. For the more romantically inclined whispering "Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse..." into your loved ones ear should have wonderful results. Overall, regular use of Latin Phrases is shown to advance careers, sex lives and social standing within the community.
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| - Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases. Once the domain of pompous inbreeds and socially awkward college professors, Latin Phrases are now seen as a useful tool for the common man (or plebs). It is a well attested to fact that anything said in Latin sounds deeply profound and anyone who takes the time to memorise lists of quotations can use them to impress the more feeble-minded amongst us. For the more romantically inclined whispering "Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse..." into your loved ones ear should have wonderful results. Overall, regular use of Latin Phrases is shown to advance careers, sex lives and social standing within the community.
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| - Welcome to the Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases. Once the domain of pompous inbreeds and socially awkward college professors, Latin Phrases are now seen as a useful tool for the common man (or plebs). It is a well attested to fact that anything said in Latin sounds deeply profound and anyone who takes the time to memorise lists of quotations can use them to impress the more feeble-minded amongst us. For the more romantically inclined whispering "Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse..." into your loved ones ear should have wonderful results. Overall, regular use of Latin Phrases is shown to advance careers, sex lives and social standing within the community. Some of the phrases are themselves translations of Greek phrases, as Greek rhetoric, literature and snappy comebacks were highly regarded in ancient Rome where those qualities were still immaturing. Many of the most popular phrases have been utilised in the works of some of the world's best writers, as well as providing an easy to use method of appearing slightly smarter than you actually are.
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