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Ponyists believe that the entire world and universe was created by The Pony, and that all other religions are praying to false gods. In spite of this, Ponyists tend to get along with members of other religions. Ponyists also believe in St. Chippa, the patron saint of efficient movement, whom they pray to whenever they require assistance in everyday situations that involve speed, such as escaping haters or waiting for a bus. A little known belief of Ponyism is the complete and utter reverence of ponies. Ponyists will stop at nothing to protect Ponies from any kind of harm that comes their way.

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  • Ponyists believe that the entire world and universe was created by The Pony, and that all other religions are praying to false gods. In spite of this, Ponyists tend to get along with members of other religions. Ponyists also believe in St. Chippa, the patron saint of efficient movement, whom they pray to whenever they require assistance in everyday situations that involve speed, such as escaping haters or waiting for a bus. A little known belief of Ponyism is the complete and utter reverence of ponies. Ponyists will stop at nothing to protect Ponies from any kind of harm that comes their way.
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  • Ponyists believe that the entire world and universe was created by The Pony, and that all other religions are praying to false gods. In spite of this, Ponyists tend to get along with members of other religions. Ponyists also believe in St. Chippa, the patron saint of efficient movement, whom they pray to whenever they require assistance in everyday situations that involve speed, such as escaping haters or waiting for a bus. A little known belief of Ponyism is the complete and utter reverence of ponies. Ponyists will stop at nothing to protect Ponies from any kind of harm that comes their way. Horses, however, they couldn't care less about. Hell, do whatever you want to them. All Ponyists believe that by recruiting more members of Ponyism, they are fixing the current problem in Africa. See the graph for the proof.
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