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The Galapagos, contrary to most brochures about the islands, were created some 6,000 years ago, just like everything else in the universe. Many "educational" signs discussing the islands creation some five million years ago are spread about on the island, where they sit and lure the innocent into worship of false penis idols. There is no telling how many souls have been lost to this evil.

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  • Galapagos Islands
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  • The Galapagos, contrary to most brochures about the islands, were created some 6,000 years ago, just like everything else in the universe. Many "educational" signs discussing the islands creation some five million years ago are spread about on the island, where they sit and lure the innocent into worship of false penis idols. There is no telling how many souls have been lost to this evil.
  • The Galapagos Islands were a set of Islands and the site of Charles Darwin's secret evolution laboratory. Darwin spent years alone here, conducting cruel experiments on local animals in an attempt to find some evidence for his ridiculous theories. The islands are also known for their Galapagos Tortoises, which are examples of the magnificent tropical wildlife there, and also quite delicious.
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  • The Galapagos, contrary to most brochures about the islands, were created some 6,000 years ago, just like everything else in the universe. Many "educational" signs discussing the islands creation some five million years ago are spread about on the island, where they sit and lure the innocent into worship of false penis idols. There is no telling how many souls have been lost to this evil.
  • The Galapagos Islands were a set of Islands and the site of Charles Darwin's secret evolution laboratory. Darwin spent years alone here, conducting cruel experiments on local animals in an attempt to find some evidence for his ridiculous theories. The islands are also known for their Galapagos Tortoises, which are examples of the magnificent tropical wildlife there, and also quite delicious.
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