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Chairman Mao, an Asian, was born in Asia on December 12, 1915. As a child, Mao frequently found himself home alone after school. This time alone is when he discovered his amazing singing and womanizing abilities.

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  • Chairman Mao, an Asian, was born in Asia on December 12, 1915. As a child, Mao frequently found himself home alone after school. This time alone is when he discovered his amazing singing and womanizing abilities.
  • Mao was quite the biological anomaly. His four kidneys and wide birthing hips made him the ideal leader of China. Mao rose to power after ending the Tibetan monk uprising of 1969. A man of many interests, the chairman’s hobbies included skateboarding on the Great Wall of China and hunting Penguins. Mao also enjoyed riding on large sleds pulled by two hundred cats. In one of his most famous feats of strength, Mao ripped Taiwan off of the coast of China and tossed it into the ocean. This display of strength frightened off the Mongolians who were planning on attacking China for the seventy-fifth time.
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  • Mao was quite the biological anomaly. His four kidneys and wide birthing hips made him the ideal leader of China. Mao rose to power after ending the Tibetan monk uprising of 1969. A man of many interests, the chairman’s hobbies included skateboarding on the Great Wall of China and hunting Penguins. Mao also enjoyed riding on large sleds pulled by two hundred cats. In one of his most famous feats of strength, Mao ripped Taiwan off of the coast of China and tossed it into the ocean. This display of strength frightened off the Mongolians who were planning on attacking China for the seventy-fifth time. Sadly, Mao’s reign ended far too early after the man choked on a tender panda steak. Mao’s mistress immediately blamed Mao’s death on pandas everywhere, and the species was then hunted to near extinction. In the end, the Chairman was revived using Chinese medicine. Today he lives in North Korea under the name Kim Jong-Un.
  • Chairman Mao, an Asian, was born in Asia on December 12, 1915. As a child, Mao frequently found himself home alone after school. This time alone is when he discovered his amazing singing and womanizing abilities.
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