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THEED, NABOOBOO - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ugly crab creatures and mad beasts - this is an incredible day. Unfortunately we have not yet discovered that Barbara Streisand was raped by Wookiee Goldberg, for that would make it an immeasurably incredible day. We have, however, found a beast more ugly than Kerry Katona, and it genuinely does exist. The Sando Aqua Monster, the stuff of nightmare and folk tale, of terror and of fear, of worry and something that some very strange people fap to, exists. When a man with a beard, a man who would one day have a beard, and a boy who never hit puberty and so never did grow a beard first returned from the depths of a deep, deep lake, with so fantastical a tale we assumed it must have been the effects of a crazy underwater session of taking

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  • THEED, NABOOBOO - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ugly crab creatures and mad beasts - this is an incredible day. Unfortunately we have not yet discovered that Barbara Streisand was raped by Wookiee Goldberg, for that would make it an immeasurably incredible day. We have, however, found a beast more ugly than Kerry Katona, and it genuinely does exist. The Sando Aqua Monster, the stuff of nightmare and folk tale, of terror and of fear, of worry and something that some very strange people fap to, exists. When a man with a beard, a man who would one day have a beard, and a boy who never hit puberty and so never did grow a beard first returned from the depths of a deep, deep lake, with so fantastical a tale we assumed it must have been the effects of a crazy underwater session of taking
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  • THEED, NABOOBOO - Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, ugly crab creatures and mad beasts - this is an incredible day. Unfortunately we have not yet discovered that Barbara Streisand was raped by Wookiee Goldberg, for that would make it an immeasurably incredible day. We have, however, found a beast more ugly than Kerry Katona, and it genuinely does exist. The Sando Aqua Monster, the stuff of nightmare and folk tale, of terror and of fear, of worry and something that some very strange people fap to, exists. When a man with a beard, a man who would one day have a beard, and a boy who never hit puberty and so never did grow a beard first returned from the depths of a deep, deep lake, with so fantastical a tale we assumed it must have been the effects of a crazy underwater session of taking ecstasy. But we were wrong. When the three men emerged from the ground, with the young boy very frightened and shocked so much that he could not speak for some hours, it was assumed that the men had done things to him. Fortunately, this wasn't prohibited by Naboo's laws, and so they weren't arrested. Despite the fact that we do not yet know the truth of whether said terrible things did occur in that enclosed, masculine area beneath the sea, more evidence has come to light. What was found, however, was no more than a set of bones; what does this prove of young Skywalker's story? That it was a barefaced lie! The beast undoubtedly possessed large genitalia, therefore must be a sexual target for others of it's kind - the fact that it was not permanently engaged in unholy acts proves that it was the only one of it's kind. The bones show that it was dead for over five hundred and thirty years, coincidentally about the same time that Amelia Earhart disappeared in an unrelated diving accident. This discovery has left many disappointed, as they were hoping that they would find Wicket Wystri Warrick hosting an underwater pajama party. "This was Yipee! international." ―James Earl Jones
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