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| - :Peter: Dad, tell us about World War I, and how America defeated Kaiser Permanente.
:Francis Griffin: Lois, when are you gonna get that baby baptized?
:Lois: Oh, God, not this again. Francis, why the hell is this always an issue with you?
:Francis: Because I love this family, and I don't want my grandson to burn in Hell!
:Chris: I love you, Grandpa. Your toenails are the same color as my school bus.
:Brian: Do you really think that splashing "magic water" on Stewie will keep him out of Hell?
:Francis: Watch that kind of talk, or you'll get your heathen head smacked!
:Brian: That's very Christian. Believe what I say, or I'll hurt you.
:Francis: Now you're gettin' it!
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:Lindsay Lohan: [nude] I'm Lindsay Lohan and this is the way a crab walks.
:Peter: It sure is! Fonzie be praised!
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:Peter: That's a better deal than that Aaron Neville megaphone I bought.
:[cut to Peter at the Pawtucket Brewery Picnic]
:Peter: Okay, I wanna thank you guys for making me activity director for the day. Okay, first of all, can every...[through the megaphone] bah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-dee-hee-hee-hee... [off megaphone] What the hell? The hell's wrong with this thing? Uh, okay, uh, we're about to start the [through the megaphone] sa-a-a-a-a-ack ray-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayce.
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:[Lois is changing Stewie in the bubble, but leaves him to answer the phone]
:Stewie: Hey! Finish the job, idiot! For God's sake there's no ventilation, it smells like Brian Dennehey in here.
:Brian: I see London, I see France, I see Stewie's unsightly chapped ass.
:Stewie: Hey, gaybo, [points to his eyes] I'm up here, up here.
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:Lois: [as she holds up a "Church of the Fonz" poster] Peter, you've been posting these all over town. People are gonna think you're crazy.
:Peter: Hey, how'd you like to lose a bunch of teeth? Oh, I'm sorry, Lois, that was uncalled for, but that's what you get when you challenge someone's beliefs.
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:Francis: Stewie Griffin, I baptize you, in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
:Peter: And Space Ghost.
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