In April 2009, a strange book was found on the shores of Isle Royale, entitled Penguins; A threat to Human society?. It is currently being investigated by the PSA, Geek Squad, EPF, and The Shirrifs. It is completely and very smart, containing words penguins didn't even know. But a real page turner, as everyone knows this is not true. In fact, the humans themselves are said to laugh at this publication. They say it is for fun. The book is sold by the EPF for seven coins each, and is used for fundraising purposes for the government. It is currently a bestseller.
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| - In April 2009, a strange book was found on the shores of Isle Royale, entitled Penguins; A threat to Human society?. It is currently being investigated by the PSA, Geek Squad, EPF, and The Shirrifs. It is completely and very smart, containing words penguins didn't even know. But a real page turner, as everyone knows this is not true. In fact, the humans themselves are said to laugh at this publication. They say it is for fun. The book is sold by the EPF for seven coins each, and is used for fundraising purposes for the government. It is currently a bestseller.
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| - Isaiah Paul Freeley and Seamore Buttes
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| - Induces instant ZOMG-ROTFL.
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| - 248400.0
- Fail, just fail.
- HEY! I found some kindlen for our fireplace!
- This is worse than Vogon poetry.
- This was worse than when people used my song as a prank.
- ZOMG! This is the funniest comedy that's not comedy I ever read! TERNS will rule the the world! MWAHAHA!
- Highly illogical. Like saying Windows is superior to Macin-
- I recently ran a survey on my website. 99.99% of all people surveyed said this "was the dumbest waste of paper ever published".
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| - Washed up on Isle Royale,
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| - In April 2009, a strange book was found on the shores of Isle Royale, entitled Penguins; A threat to Human society?. It is currently being investigated by the PSA, Geek Squad, EPF, and The Shirrifs. It is completely and very smart, containing words penguins didn't even know. But a real page turner, as everyone knows this is not true. In fact, the humans themselves are said to laugh at this publication. They say it is for fun. The book is sold by the EPF for seven coins each, and is used for fundraising purposes for the government. It is currently a bestseller.
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