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| - Greasus Goldtooth, or to give him his formal title, Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese, was one of the many whelps sired by the infamous Gofg, Tyrant of the Goldtooth Tribe. Like his brothers, Greasus grew up to become strong and fat. Unlike his brothers, he killed and ate his own father. After assuming the Tyranthood of his tribe, and feeling the need to prove himself, Greasus demanded tithes from other kingdoms. All refused the audacious request and began baying for Greasus' head. Who was this upstart to demand gold and food from them? They would soon learn...[2a]
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| - Greasus Goldtooth, or to give him his formal title, Tradelord Greasus Tribestealer Drakecrush Gatecrasher Hoardmaster Goldtooth the Shockingly Obese, was one of the many whelps sired by the infamous Gofg, Tyrant of the Goldtooth Tribe. Like his brothers, Greasus grew up to become strong and fat. Unlike his brothers, he killed and ate his own father. After assuming the Tyranthood of his tribe, and feeling the need to prove himself, Greasus demanded tithes from other kingdoms. All refused the audacious request and began baying for Greasus' head. Who was this upstart to demand gold and food from them? They would soon learn...[2a] Greasus was scheming a way to claim the title of Overtyrant. To rule the Ogre Kingdoms, he knew his deeds must be legendary -- and so Greasus set out to conquer the nearby tribes single-handedly. The first to fall met their fate during a Midwinter Feast. Scaling the mountain above their valley, Greasus heaved boulder after boulder roaring oaths at the top of his voice until an avalanche of wet snow and rock buried the tribe alive. The second dissenting tribe, that of Gut Badmouth, was paid a visit during the spring Hoof and Horn feast. There Greasus challenged Gut to single combat. Badmouth, older and significantly larger, eagerly clambered into the maw-pit, awaiting his challenger. Greasus launched himself gut-first onto the defendant's head, breaking his neck. Some felt that Greasus had defied pit-fighting traditions, whilst others felt the rules might have been bent, but cleverly. Unperturbed by the debate, Greasus consumed Gut Badmouth and, without wiping his chin(s), he beckoned the next challenger. After beating and consuming three Bruisers in a row, all swore allegiance to Greasus. As word spread of these prodigious deeds and more like them, many Tyrants decided to join the ruthless leader of the Goldtooth tribe. Once again, the Ogre Kingdoms had an Overtyrant.[2a] These days, grown older, larger, louder and richer than ever, the Overtyrant's coffers fill faster than his Gnoblars can count. Greasus claims he is now too rich to walk, and so instead he choose to recline on a living throne of Gnoblar bearers who haul his esteemed bulk about, many expiring from the effort. Yet Greasus' rampant success has not diminished his greed or his all-consuming desire to conquer everything he sees.[2a]
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