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| - The United Kingdom of Punchwood is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lime with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.126 billion Punchwoodians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
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| - The United Kingdom of Punchwood is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Lime with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.126 billion Punchwoodians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct. The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitlevale. The average income tax rate is 72.7%. The Punchwoodian economy, worth 262 trillion United Currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,181 United Currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest. Census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Punchwood's national animal is the Amur Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
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