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The Guy Who Holds the Coffee Maker, also called The Coffee Guy, or, by his real name, Bitffan77, is just another member of the sprawling Bureau of Fiction's hierarchic, structured, often-impractical employment ladder. His actual department is unknown, because all he does in his shift is hold the coffee maker in the breakroom near the Department of Surveillance's movie theater (used for scaring new employees with Benny videos at his demand). You read that right. His job is to hold the coffee maker. He holds it, and that's his JOB.

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rdfs:label
  • Guy Who Holds the Coffee Maker
rdfs:comment
  • The Guy Who Holds the Coffee Maker, also called The Coffee Guy, or, by his real name, Bitffan77, is just another member of the sprawling Bureau of Fiction's hierarchic, structured, often-impractical employment ladder. His actual department is unknown, because all he does in his shift is hold the coffee maker in the breakroom near the Department of Surveillance's movie theater (used for scaring new employees with Benny videos at his demand). You read that right. His job is to hold the coffee maker. He holds it, and that's his JOB.
Level
  • Hot and smells good
dcterms:subject
archetype
  • Good
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Faction
  • BOF, FWL 2, BOFC 5
Status
  • Working
Name
  • Guy Who Holds the Coffee Maker
Caption
  • At last, I have-a the purpose in my life-a!
Title
  • Bureaurcat Charged with holding the Espresso Machine
Enemies
  • Downsizing, red-tape cutting
Occupation
  • Bureaucrat
  • Holding the coffee machine. No; really. His job is to hold the coffee machine.
Interests
  • Coffee, small-talk, conversation, getting noticed.
Friends
  • New employees, Hermeshroom
Gender
  • Male
Health
  • Seems to have some deformities
Race
  • Penguin
Location
  • In the break room in the Bureau of Fiction near the Department of Surveillance theater hallway, where Benny makes creatures watch horrible videos of what happens when folks defy him.
abstract
  • The Guy Who Holds the Coffee Maker, also called The Coffee Guy, or, by his real name, Bitffan77, is just another member of the sprawling Bureau of Fiction's hierarchic, structured, often-impractical employment ladder. His actual department is unknown, because all he does in his shift is hold the coffee maker in the breakroom near the Department of Surveillance's movie theater (used for scaring new employees with Benny videos at his demand). You read that right. His job is to hold the coffee maker. He holds it, and that's his JOB.
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