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| - Viking 1: Boring! Viking 2: Aye, move up, son! Arena Host: This dragon fight is one for the ages! As Steeltrap takes a crushing brow to the head from the upstart, Whip-Slash! Viking: Yeah, whatever! Host: Ah, Mr Ryker sir! Always a pleasure to have you join us! Viking 1: Mind your trap! Viking 2: Oh, what a snore! Viking 3: Why didn't you bite him? Ryker: This is not the amount we agreed upon! Host: Mr Ryker, we've done well together in our fighting interprize but now, with your champion dragon, the fights are over before they start. No one will pay for a fight that ends in five minutes. Ryker: I see your point but if I were you I'll find the solution to turn this around. Viking: You call this a battle? Ryker: Your cut! Host: Uh, I hate that guy! Snotlout: The dragon hunter base! Just up ahead! Hiccup: Remember, approach with caution! They might be expecting us. Snotlout: Hiccup, Hiccup! This is the easiest mission ever! We fly in, blast the hunters and be home in time for lunch! BOOM! Hiccup: While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I... Snotlout: C'mon Hookfang! Hiccup: There's no one here! It's completely abandoned! Snotlout: This place was crawling with dragon hunters this morning. Something's wrong. Hiccup: Did you see anything else? Any dragons? Snotlout: Well, no! Hiccup: Maybe is something wrong. Hiccup: Yeah, really wrong! C'mon! Snotlout: Why'd you tell me to be proactive today? Ah! Snotlout: You know, I think we've seen way too much in this place already. Maybe it's time to head back, what do you say Hookfang? Ah! Hiccup: Oh, c'mon Snotlout! This was your idea! Snotlout: Yes, that was before the blood-curdling dragon screaming. Snotlout: AAAH! So, Hiccup! Question, question, question: How we are going to free this vicious and wild dragons without being... uh, I don't know... EATEN ALIVE? Hiccup: Uh, there's gotta be a switch or a lever somewhere. Once we'll get them free, we'll just wait them out. Anything? Snotlout: Yep! Hiccup: Snotlout! Snotlout: Hang on! I'll get you out there! Snotlout: What is this stuff? Hiccup: Okay bud, time to go! Snotlout: That's not good! Ah, Hiccup! Toothless! Hiccup: Go, go, go! Get help! Go! Snotlout: What? They're gone! They were right here! I swear! Back me up Hookfang! Tuffnut: There, there, little Snotlout! I'm sure that Stoick will forgive you, for loosing his one and only son. Snotlout: Not helping! Astrid: Hey, focus! We have to find them! Fishlegs: Seaslugs! Snotlout: What does that mean? Fishlegs: Well, Snotlout, it means that those dragons were lured here with food and then doused with dragon root. What do you think it means? Astrid: But why bother them out? The dragons were already captured! Heather: To keep the dragons pacified, to make them easier to transport. Snotlout: So Hiccup and Toothless are now been taken to Thor knows where? Great! And we've no way of finding them! Tuff: Do not fret! We will find the missing Hiccup Haddock and one Toothless Night Fury. Ruffnut: Yes, that's right, young Snotlout. My brother and I are experts in the delicate and fine arts of detection. Tuff: Interrogation! Ruff: And infiltration! Tuff: We are... Ruff and Tuff: Thorston & Thorston, sleuths extraordinaire! Tuff: The best detectives on Berk! Ruff: Well, really, the only detectives on Berk. Tuff: Shhh, they don't know that. Tuff: Nope. Nothing here except... Uh, the smell! Heather: Uh, Tuff? Ruff: It's all very suspicious! Heather: If we... Tuff: Heather, I got this. The dragon hunters have taken Hiccup and Toothless somewhere nefarious. Heather: Guys, ... Tuff: Not now, Heather, I'm detecting. Now, to find where Hiccup Haddock and Toothless Night Fury have been taken, we need... Heather: Someone with inside knowledge of the dragon hunter port. Tuff: Someone with inside knowledge of the dragon hunter port! Ruff: Someone like Heather! Thank you, Thorston! Tuff: You're welcome, Thorston! Heather: Follow me! Hiccup: Ah! Toothless! There you are, bud? Where are we? Dragon fights! We've got to get out of here! Host: That's right, you smelly beasts! You know who the boss is! Dragon Hunter: Who's he? Host: Ah, him. He was with the Night Fury. Dragon Hunter: I've heard about him. He's a friend to dragons. Host: Good. Then maybe he'll be useful. I've got a very special event planned for this dragon. Don't you worry, my friend, I'll let you watch. And don't touch that muzzle! Host: Ladies and gentlemen, get ready! Tomorrow night, two new dragons enter the ring in a Battle Royale! Only one dragon will leave victorious. Will it be the Razorwhip or the Night Fury! Viking 1: A Night Fury? Viking 2: Night Fury? Viking 3: I've never seen a Night Fury! (Back at Hiccup and Toothless) Hiccup: Hey, gotta back off, bud. That can't help it. They're starving, injured and scared. Okay, how about you? Heather: That's one of the main dragon hunter trading ports. These hunters will know where Hiccup and Toothless have been taken. Heather: Where is the Night Fury? Very well! Fishlegs: Excuse me, can any of you tell me where the Night Fury has been taken? Whoa! Guess, not! Snotlout: Hi, I'm looking for a one-legged viking and a Night Fury. Tell me where they are! Dragon Hunter: I'm not telling you anything! Tuff: Leave it us, Snotmaster! Ruff: Thorston & Thorston are on the case. Ruff: Alright, dragon hunter, we can do that the easy way or the hard way. TELL ME WHERE HICCUP AND TOOTHLESS HAVE BEEN TAKEN! WHERE? Tuff: Hey, wait a minute! It's my turn to be bad viking! Ruff: Uh, can we talk about this later? You're kind of ruining my vibe here! Tuff: No, we should talk about this now. Ruff: Tuff, not in the front of the suspect! Tuff: If not now, when? Ruff: Okay, fine. You wanna do this here, right now? You're always bad viking. I'm always good viking. Someone else should have a chance to be bad viking! Tuff: Hey, you were bad viking last time! Ruff: No, you threatened the suspect with Macey and I offered the suspect cookies. Tuff: That's not how I remember it. Ruff: Every time, Tuff, you do this every time! You take over my interrogations and ruin them! Snotlout: Have you two muttonheads gotten any information out of this guy yet? Ruff: He was just about to crack but someone ruined it! Tuff: Oh, please! He was never gonna spill the beans the way you were grilling him. You shouldn't be grilling beans anyway. Weird. Snotlout: Why do we trust you two with anything? Tuff: I'll get him to talk. Just watch! Where have you taken... Oh, c'mon! Astrid: Another hunter just gave up where Hiccup and Toothless are being held. C'mon! Let's go! Tuff: What? Are you serious? I was this close! Ruff: Or not! Tuff: Yes I was! Ruff: Or not! Tuff: Yes I was! Ruff: Or not! Tuff: He was gonna be spilling and grilling... Snotlout: Would you two just go! Tuff: He was gonna grill and spill those beans! Dragon Hunter: We've got to warn Ryker! The dragon riders are going to attack the dragon fights! Fishlegs: The twins didn't get any information out of that guy? Snotlout: What do you think? Of course they didn't. Tuff: Well we would have if somebody whose name rhymes with "Gastrid" hadn't interrupted us! Ruff: Or if someone had just let me do the interrogation in the first place. Astrid: Ruff, Tuff, be quite! Now! Ruff: If my detective senses are correct I would say that Astrid lie to that hunter, get him to send the Terrible Terror and we're gonna follow it. Nice job! Tuff: In the sleuthing business we call this tailing. Snotlout: In the idiot business we call this the twins. Tuff: And business is booming. Hiccup: Hey, look! A delicious rock! Mmm! Num-num-num! Yeah, yeah, good Gronkle! That's it! Huh, okay! Let's try this! Well, it's a start! Viking: In you go! Host: Now get the Night Fury! Hiccup: You stay away from him! Host: You keep it feisty. I like that. Host: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I bring you for the first time in the ring a Night Fury! Battling the most vicious dragon, this side of the Changewing Island, the Razorwhip! (Toothless and the Razorwhip began to fight) Hiccup: Toothless, get out of there! No, no, no! Toothless, no! Yes, that's it bud! Oh, Thor! You did it, bud! You did Iit! Crowd: Night Fury! Night Fury! Night Fury! Night Fury! Night Fury! Night Fury! Night Fury! Host: Tell Ryker I foud the solution to both our problems. Hiccup: You did a great job today, bud. I am so proud of you. I'm sorry, I know, I know. Host: To the victor goes the spoil. Hiccup: Alright, he fought for you, made you a nice fortune, now you need to let us out of here. Host: Why would I do that? When world makes out that I have a Night Fury, vikings will come from all over to see it at fight. Night Fury, meet your next opponent: the Triple Stryke. Tuff: Eh, gotcha! Astrid: Dragon fights? Hiccup and Toothless have been taken to dragon fights down there. Fishlegs: Forcing dragons to fight each other? That's inhuman! Heather: And people will go nuts when they find out it's a Night Fury that's fighting. Snotlout: Why are we even discuss this? Hiccup and Toothless need us! Ergo, we go. As in, dragon blazing. Heather: We can't do that Snotlout. You saw that claim dome, there's no way we can get in there! Fishlegs: So what do we'll do? Tuff: We'll our superior sleuthing skills. Fishlegs: No ofense, but your sleuthing skills have not gotten us very far. Tuff: Don't worry Fishlegs. Remember, we're masters of infiltration. Snotlout: Oh, this is gonna go well Hiccup: I've seen this before. Hang on! Okay, call me old-fashioned but, I'd prefer not to lose another limb. That was the problem. It's okay, it's okay. Hiccup: Oh, it's alright, it's okay. I'm just gonna find the blind spot and... There you go. How's that feel? See? I'm not gonna hurt you. Host: You make sure you lock that manacle tight. A Razorwhip tail can cut through anything. Dragon Hunter: Easy now! Host: Welcome! Welcome! Great fight tonight! Great fight! Ryker: Well, this is promising! Host: I have a new challenger for the Triple Stryke, the most formidable opponent. Ryker: What kind of dragon? Host: You shall see. Tuff: Okay, infiltration plan number 34, you got it? Ruff: 34, copy that. Tuff: Gentlemen, we are Thorston & Thorston. Ruff: Sleuths extraordinare. Tuff: We've been tailing a very dangerous suspect who is inside. If you help us, my good men, a hefty reward will be coming your way. Dragon Hunter 1: Reward you say. Tuff: Oh, yeah. Mad bricks of gold, my viking. Ruff: (flirting) Oh, yoo-hoo! Dragon Hunter 2: What's wrong with you? Tuff: What are you doing? Ruff: Infiltration plan number 34, and it's working! Tuff: Ruffnut, that's plan 43! Ruff: Ah, no! Pretty sure it's 34! Tuff: You an I need to have a discussion about our numbering sistem. (flirting) Oh, boys! So, what do you say? Will you let us catch our suspect? Dragon Hunter 1: Fine, you can go through, but I want the bricks first. Tuff: Sure, they are right over there. Host: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the main event! Reigning champion, the Triple Stryke, versus the newcomer, the Night Fury! Ryker: The Night Fury? Stop the fight! We need that dragon alive! Host: Do you want a riot on your hands? I don't stop anything. Listen to that crowd! Ryker: Where's the boy? Host: Oh, you don't have to worry about him. Ryker: If the Triple Stryke kills that Night Fury, I kill you! Host: I really hate that guy! Astrid: Stormfly! Snotlout: Snotlout! Hiccup: C'mon! There's only one way Toothless is gonna survive! Astrid: Hiccup! Yes! Hiccup: Astrid! Astrid: Thank Thor you're okay! Hiccup: I'm fine, but is Toothless I'm worried about. We gotta hurry! Heather: Tail slice! Hiccup: Oh, no! Host: Now, for the final strike! Hiccup: This ends now! Hiccup: I would get out of here if I were you! It's good to see you too, bud! Snotlout: Justice! Get your justice here! Get it while it's hot! Fishlegs: Dragon fighting! I'll give you dragon fighting! C'mon girl, put your meat into it! Hiccup: C'mon! Go! You're free! Fishlegs: He's been in captivity for too long, Hiccup! He doesn't know how to be free. Hiccup: Yeah! C'mon guys! Let's go home! Astrid: It's good to have you back. I was really worried! Snotlout: Well, I wasn't worried for a second! Fishlegs: Sure you weren't! Astrid would've killed you if we hadn't found Hiccup. Snotlout: Ha, ha, ha! Shut up, Fishface! Tuff: Look at that magnificent creature! So dangerous! So deadly! I shall name him Sleuther. Fishlegs: Hiccup, I think he wants to come back with us! Hiccup: Sleuther, I think you'll like the Edge!
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