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The Jolly Holiday needs me! Pudge: Easy there, Clay #2! We'll get to your ship. But we need to stay together, OK? Clay: Thanks for the help, Wyatt. Your ship's pretty confusing! Wyatt[sighing]: Yeah, sure... No prob. Sakura: Wait... Something's still off... Chris: Hm? What is it now? Chris: AAAHHH! CLAY'S CREW ISN'T HERE! Wyatt: DID GLORY SCREW UP?! Glory: As if! My navigation skills are first class! The only problem here was that we had no way of contacting Clay's crew, so we couldn't coordinate the exact spot we'd arrive at! Didn't that cross your minds at all? Spike: I had thought of that already. I knew this was gonna happen. Clay: Same here. Sakura: Me too. Lawrence: [nodding knowingly] Wyatt: Um... Of course I knew that! Chris: Yeah, me too! Glory: LIARS! Chris and Wyatt: Owww... Spike: Now that Chris and Wyatt have made total fools of themselves, I think we should get going now. Glory: Good idea, Spike! Wyatt: ...Suck up. Chris: ...Jerky suck up. Glory: WHAT WAS THAT?! Chris and Wyatt: NOTHING GLORY! Clay: Seriously, you wanted to but that creepy statue? You two have such wierd tastes. Wyatt: Oh shut up... Chris: Yeah, goes to show what you know about art... Clay: What was that, Chris?! I'm a Musician, damn it! I know plenty about art! Chris: Sure you do... Clay: DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?! CUZ I'LL GLADLY KICK YOUR ASS! Doc: Do you think those rookies have made it here yet? It's been quite a while since we arrived. Timber: Give 'em time. My crewmates may be a little slow, but they'll find us eventually. We just need to stay in one spot until they show up. Pudge: Well I hope they meet up with us soon. I'm getting bored! Becky: You're getting bored, huh...? IF YOU'RE SO BORED, THEN WHY ARE YOU THROWING STONES INTO THE FOUNTAIN?! Pudge: Because i'm bored! Duh! Artemis: You're still hungry, Picalo? Picalo: [nodding at a rapid pace] Artemis: Well, I guess if you're hungry... Carlos: Artemis, cut that out! Picalo's eaten enough today as it is! We still need money for later! Artemis: Oh well, if you say so Carlos. Carlos: Don't give me that, you monkey! You're more like a pig than a monkey, for that matter! ???: Good, looks like that's them up ahead. ???: Finally! OI, GUYS! WE'RE HERE! Carlos: About time! Timber: ULTRA! YOU GUYS MADE IT! Chris: Of course, you dumbass! You're the only Shipwright for us! Timber: I'm...! Timber: Chris, you baka! You're just trying to make me look silly! Shut up! Spike: Heh, looks like Timber's fine as usual. Oi, Pudge Pirates was it? Thanks for taking care of our Shipwright. Clay: GUYS! IT'S YOU! The Pudge Pirates: CLAY!!! Pudge: Alright, Clay #1 is back! Timber: Baka, are you deaf?! He's Clay, and i'm just Timber! Not Clay #2! Clay: Hahaha! Have you been giving my double trouble, Pudge? Chris: Oi, that rhymed Clay! Double trouble! Clay: Yeah, it did, didn't it? Hehehe... Timber: Chris, will you focus?! Gaaah, i'm surrounded by baka all of a sudden! Clay: I see you're wearing nothing but shorts and sandals, ay? Timber: Yep. And you're not, huh? Clay: Uh-huh. Clay and Timber: Hmmm... You're strange... What did you say?! YOU'RE THE STRANGE ONE! STOP MIMICING ME! CUT IT OUT ALREADY!! STOP IT!!! Chris: Tootootootootoo! You guys are hilarious! Pudge: Yeah, this is fun to watch! Clay and Timber: WE'RE NOT PUTTING ON A SHOW, YOU BAKA! Hm? YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! Clay: So you really are a Shipwright, huh? Timber: Yeah, and i'm the most ultra Shipwright in the world! Behind Tom, Galley-La, and especially Franky! He's beyond ultra! Clay: I see. I still think my crew's Shipwright is a notch above you though. Timber: Don't shoot your mouth off, clone! Clay: Clone? Timber: Yeah, we're kinda like clones, huh? Clay: DUMBASS! CLONES ARE EXACTLY ALIKE! WE HAVE HUGE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN US! Timber: Oh? Like what? Clay: Didn't my crewmates tell you anything about me? I'm a Musician, not a Shipwright! That, and I ate a Devil Fruit, while you didn't! You lived on Water 7 your whole life, I didn't! See how that works? Timber: Fine, you've got a point, but still... Clay: Hm? Timber: I'd still like to think of you as my clone! Clay[thinking]: Oh great! He's a baka too! Spike: So, you guys are after the One Piece too? Carlos: Yep, we plan on becoming the #1 pirates in the world, as well as giving the government what's coming to them! Spike: I see... Carlos: What's that look for? What're you thinking? Spike: Hah! Like you guys could find the One Piece! Carlos: Oh yeah?! Why not?! Spike: Because my crew's gonna find it! That's why! Carlos: I see, so you must be the Captain, with that immense strength of yours. Not to mention that ambitious attitude. Chris: NO! I'M THE CAPTAIN, DAMN IT! Clay: Yeah, can you guys believe this?! This guy in the jacket is the Captain! The blonde guy is the First Mate, like Carlos! Hahahaha! Chris: What's so funny, you guys?! Sakura: So you and your First Mate are Swordsmen too? Artemis: Yes, we are. And we're very skilled at sword play as well, though I have to admit that Carlos surpasses me in skill. Sakura: I see... Very interesting to know. Artemis: How about you? Are you any good? Sakura: Do you wanna try me? Chris: Ooh! Pudge, our Swordsmen are gonna fight! Pudge: This oughta be good! Artemis will win hands down! Chris: What'd ya say? Pudge: I said Artemis would win! Chris: Well I think Sakura will win! Pudge: Artemis! Chris: Sakura! Pudge: Say it! Say Artemis would win! Chris: Glugugugug! Pudge: ...Is that a yes? You have to speak up, I can't understand you. Wyatt: Yo, bright light! Pudge: ..."Bright light"? Wyatt: Chris has Devil Fruit powers too! He'll drown if you keep his head under water! Pudge: Oh, OK. The Jolly Pirates except Sakura: OK?! Pudge: Yeah, I had no intention on killing Chris. I'm just messing around with him. Isn't that what friends do? Chris: Pudge, you dumbass! Don't do that again! Pudge: OK, OK, you have my word. Take it easy! I'm just saying that Artemis is a better Swords- Chris: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Glory: Honestly Chris! Do you have to make such a big deal about this? We all know Sakura's amazing. Let it go. Chris: But Glory... He said Artemis was better! Glory: I don't care! Let it go already! Chris: Fiiiiine... Pudge: Well, Artemis isn't just an amazing Swordsman, he's also our Navigator. Glory: Oh? Same here! Artemis: A pleasure to meet you... Now about that offer, Sakura. Sakura: Sure, I don't mind a little practice against someone like you. Glory[sarcastic]: ...Nice, real nice. Clay: Hahahaha! Don't worry Glory! Artemis just hasn't gotten to know you yet! He's a nice guy once you get to know him. Glory[dissapointed]: Yeah, sure... Wyatt: Yo, do you guys have any Marksmen I can meet? I can't seem to find any. The Pudge Pirates: Nope, we don't have a Marksman yet. Wyatt: Sure, everyone gets to meet someone with a similiar interest or hobby, and i'm left out here... All alone... Just perfect. Pudge: Wow, I didn't mean to upset him. Is he always like this? Chris: Nah, he'll snap back to normal eventually. I think Wyatt's just being a drama queen. Tootootootoo! Wyatt: Oi Chris, don't laugh at my loneliness! Pudge: So, you're Devil Fruit power lets you become mud? Chris: What? No way! I'm a clay man! That's why i'm known as "Clay Man Chris"! Pudge: ...Right. Man #1: Oi, I think I saw those guys earlier! I think they're the pirates! Man #2: Yeah! See the jolly roger on that guy's back?! Glory: That dumbass...! Spike: Damn it, Chris! You've gotta stop wearing our jolly roger on your shirt! Chris: No way! I'll never forsake my symbol! Woman #1: Wait...! That's "Stinky Chris"! The farting pirate! Man #3: And it's The Pudge Pirates! The Pudge and Jolly Pirates are at our town again! Get the Marines! Chris: I DON'T FART, YOU NUMBSKULL! Timber: DON'T ANTAGONIZE THE TOWNSPEOPLE, BAKA! Doc: It seems our fun's been cut short! Pudge: Right, off we go then! Clay: See ya, Jolly Pirates! It was fun getting to know ya! Timber: Same to you! I'll miss ya, Pudge Pirates! Pudge: The next time we meet, we should commemorate or something! Maybe a little fight between us Captains, ay Stinky Chris? Chris: WHAT THE HELL, PUDGE?! YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE SAFE AND SOUND ON YOUR OWN SHIP! I DARE YOU TO CALL ME THAT OVER HERE! Jolly Pirates: Bye! Take care! See ya Pudge Pirates! Pudge: Hahahahaha! It was fun, Chris! We really do need to meet again! Pudge Pirates: See ya Jolly Pirates! Take care! Clay: And the next time we meet, we'll probably have found the One Piece already! Spike: You wish! Just be glad I can't kick your ass from here, you little doppelganger! Chris: Yeah, we really do need to meet again, and have a REAL party! See you on Raftel!
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