Well, Uncyclopedia has hit this point, this midlife crisis. It must slow its throttle and finger through its long, hard history, rediscovering the cream of the crop from its cocky seamen and salacious sailors. After 5.5 years, it is time to recognize those people who have kept the site running in the long haul, have made the most veritable and valuable contributions, and have fulfilled their roles with the utmost dignity and bravery.
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| - Well, Uncyclopedia has hit this point, this midlife crisis. It must slow its throttle and finger through its long, hard history, rediscovering the cream of the crop from its cocky seamen and salacious sailors. After 5.5 years, it is time to recognize those people who have kept the site running in the long haul, have made the most veritable and valuable contributions, and have fulfilled their roles with the utmost dignity and bravery. You heard me, Uncyclopedia. It's time to get off our fat asses and do some hardcore recognizing! It's Uncyclopedia's Half-And-A-Half Decade Anniversary Spectacular! As Rick James would say, "It's a celebration!" and what better way to celebrate by doing tons of voting? That's right. No better way. First up: The big one. Save the best for last? Man, fuck that shit. We're giving out that shit first! Without further ado, vote for the Writer(s) of the Past Five Point Five Years! Here!
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