A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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| - A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
- Shown when you are carrying more than your weight limit allows you to.
- An oveweight is a potential accident cause involving excessive cargo loading that can mostly happen to transport aircraft, specially to passenger planes when baggage total weight is not properly calculated. Very few of these cases end with consequences when the plane is stopped on the ground, while the rest has no consequences until it's too late and the plane takes off and can't fly and then crashes.
- Weight gain is an unfortunate side-effect of successful insulin treatment, probably because without being able to control its own food absorption, the animal's usual weight control mechanism no longer works well. In addition, hyperglycemia can make an animal feel sluggish, and neuropathy can make walking and running difficult, so the animal may get less exercise than before.
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| - A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
- Shown when you are carrying more than your weight limit allows you to.
- Weight gain is an unfortunate side-effect of successful insulin treatment, probably because without being able to control its own food absorption, the animal's usual weight control mechanism no longer works well. In addition, hyperglycemia can make an animal feel sluggish, and neuropathy can make walking and running difficult, so the animal may get less exercise than before. Obesity , whether caused by diabetes or pre-existing, can of course have its own problems and complications, such as heart disease and insulin resistance. In fact, overweight can lead to diabetes in dogs or cats just as it does in humans, through insulin resistance
- An oveweight is a potential accident cause involving excessive cargo loading that can mostly happen to transport aircraft, specially to passenger planes when baggage total weight is not properly calculated. Very few of these cases end with consequences when the plane is stopped on the ground, while the rest has no consequences until it's too late and the plane takes off and can't fly and then crashes.
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