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| - Nirvana is a popular clothing brand created by the band Nirvana after the hit success of their single Smells Like Teen Spirit. Despite popular opinion, Smells Like Teen Spirit is indeed Nirvana's only song, and their only song. It featured a music video which was filmed when the band recruited a horde of teenagers and let them trip out on various drugs, which Kurt Cobain, the band's frontman, stylist, songwriter, guitarist, singer, and overlord, was addicted to. It was during the filming of said video that Kurt Cobain decided it would be an excellent choice in life to quit making music that would be labeled Grunge, because he realized 'Grunge' was just another word for 'shit.' Upon this realization, he decided to found a clothing company, mostly because he married a girl named Courtney Lov
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| - Nirvana is a popular clothing brand created by the band Nirvana after the hit success of their single Smells Like Teen Spirit. Despite popular opinion, Smells Like Teen Spirit is indeed Nirvana's only song, and their only song. It featured a music video which was filmed when the band recruited a horde of teenagers and let them trip out on various drugs, which Kurt Cobain, the band's frontman, stylist, songwriter, guitarist, singer, and overlord, was addicted to. It was during the filming of said video that Kurt Cobain decided it would be an excellent choice in life to quit making music that would be labeled Grunge, because he realized 'Grunge' was just another word for 'shit.' Upon this realization, he decided to found a clothing company, mostly because he married a girl named Courtney Love, a woman who nobody knew who the fuck she was, or why Kurt even married her in the first place. Remember, all people at this point were just evolved from apes listening to jazz music, and had just learned of real music, or at least, the first 'real' song, and Nirvana's only song, 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'. Because of this, they demanded that Nirvana became more then just a band. So they did. Nirvana became the world's greatest clothing brand.
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