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This song was sung by Annie. When she insulted Sandy. Sandy didn't get hurt anyways because he's a dog.

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  • This song was sung by Annie. When she insulted Sandy. Sandy didn't get hurt anyways because he's a dog.
  • Dumb Dogs came around after they stopped being smart. Charles Darwin may have attributed their stupidity to the evolution of their ancestors, meaning that wolves used to smoke pot and hence all their descendants are equally mentally damaged.(pepper) Another theory is that dogs were never that smart in the first place. This is of course, ridiculous. Just look at Nintendogs.
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  • Dumb Dogs came around after they stopped being smart. Charles Darwin may have attributed their stupidity to the evolution of their ancestors, meaning that wolves used to smoke pot and hence all their descendants are equally mentally damaged.(pepper) Another theory is that dogs were never that smart in the first place. This is of course, ridiculous. Just look at Nintendogs. The most probable origin, however, is that the dogs themselves all get together every 100 years to take some sort of mind-altering substance when we, the owners, are being too stupid to pay attention. Then when the dogs start running into glass doors, chase the mailman, pee on the couch, etc., we give credit to the dogs always being this way, never actually looking through the house to see where they've hidden their "stash". This is also probably the cause of the increasing climb of possession of illegal substances. More and more teenagers who are in fact, dumber than their dogs, are caught in the possession of whatever drugs their dogs actually have, and the poor teenager isn't smart enough to understand what's going on. But the cops, of course, just say it's because of the drugs, and not because teenagers were always this way.
  • This song was sung by Annie. When she insulted Sandy. Sandy didn't get hurt anyways because he's a dog.
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