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| - A long distance relative of Kirby, hailing from the connected Planet Powerbomb and Planet Piledriver. He was once a cute chubby oaf, but now, after being exposed to the violent wrestling atmosphere one too many times, he became a lean mean ass kicking machine. His intelligence was rather dim, thus leading to him being so easily influenced by the pain and punishment. He wanted in. He found a jockstrap, dunked it in black paint, put it over his head, walked to the nearby Piles O Pain tournament, registered under his name, and was greeted with a cloud of boos. This was not kickass at all. A jockstrap. But, in his first match against Wooden Longchipper, he wowed the crowd as he bounced around the ring, like a human pinball. Longchipper spat his bad apples, and Wurby Oboro Rolled straight throu
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| - A long distance relative of Kirby, hailing from the connected Planet Powerbomb and Planet Piledriver. He was once a cute chubby oaf, but now, after being exposed to the violent wrestling atmosphere one too many times, he became a lean mean ass kicking machine. His intelligence was rather dim, thus leading to him being so easily influenced by the pain and punishment. He wanted in. He found a jockstrap, dunked it in black paint, put it over his head, walked to the nearby Piles O Pain tournament, registered under his name, and was greeted with a cloud of boos. This was not kickass at all. A jockstrap. But, in his first match against Wooden Longchipper, he wowed the crowd as he bounced around the ring, like a human pinball. Longchipper spat his bad apples, and Wurby Oboro Rolled straight through the apples, nailing Longchipper on the noggin! The crowd was stunned! Longchipper was a perennial top contender in tournaments. But Wirby had him wobbled! And then! He grabbed him and hit him with the Spinning Izuna Drop! 1, 2, 3! Wurby won! The fans were shocked. He went on to wreck his upcoming foes with vicious innovative moves he thought of to bring the pain and many rapid fire combos. Then came the final of the Piles Of Pain tournament. A Flaming Concrete Table Pildriver Match. Where one must piledrive the other through a flaming concrete table. His opponent unfortunately, was one bad son of a gun. CRAWDAD. Known for being an intimidating fearsome monster heavyweight that regularly cripples his foes, So it began. A jockstrap wearing newbie vs a vicious wrestling monster. The bell rang! They slugged it out, but Crawdad was getting the upper hand! Crawdad was getting FIRED UP! Flames shot from his arms! Wirby somehow managed to weave and Yo-Yo kick his way out of the situation. Then the table fell from the sky! It was massive crushed concrete, with flaming glass shards atop of it! Crawdad vicegripped Wirby and threw him high into the air! He leaped up, and went for his Guillotine finisher! Wirby tried to block, but Crawdad turned his claw sideways, and drove him straight through the table! But the match wasn't over! The move was not a driver. So then from beneath them, the big 15x15 table emerged! Covered in giant glass shards that would spike with fire upon impact! Wirby was badly wounded, but now he was MAD. Crawdad went for a jumping claw strike, boom! Wirby jumped around the strike and hit him with a hard dropkick, knocking Crawdad down! Then he hopped on the now downed Crawdad and repeatedly mudhole stomped him rapid fire, a technique which is known now as Fancy Footwork. Then he hoisted him high, floated as high as his energy could handle, threw him straight down driver style, his fist approaching Crawdad's face, which then made contact and drove Crawdad straight through the table! The impact was so powerful, it went straight through the ring and caused the dual planet to explode! The referee rang the bell! Wurby won! Medical Emergency Staff retrieved both competitors, while the planet and buildings reformed. The crowd was stunned! There hadn't been a planetary destroying attack since 4 months prior when fan favorite antihero Metalliknight nailed hated villain "The King" Triple D with his guitar so hard, a massive metal soundwave SHATTERED the planet. The fans cheered this new face, but they hated his outfit. They chanted "Change Your Jockstrap!" in unison while cheering him on. Eventually, Wirby was given some vicious looking mask materials to work with, so he put a simple crude mask on and attached a spike to it. Never one for complexity was Wirby.
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