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American citizens (from the USA) are naturally stupid. I hope this doesn't offend the few smart, nice Americans (still not found by scientists but believed to exist). However, 1/60'000 Americans are ok. This is the same percentage of those that speak English decently or at all (sux-including phrases don't count for English fluency). Also, Americans seem to skip over fine print like it is not there. They seem to believe that everything is how its printed. They also believe that printers are the work of the devil because of their ability to put words onto a blank piece of paper.

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rdfs:comment	American citizens (from the USA) are naturally stupid. I hope this doesn't offend the few smart, nice Americans (still not found by scientists but believed to exist). However, 1/60'000 Americans are ok. This is the same percentage of those that speak English decently or at all (sux-including phrases don't count for English fluency). Also, Americans seem to skip over fine print like it is not there. They seem to believe that everything is how its printed. They also believe that printers are the work of the devil because of their ability to put words onto a blank piece of paper.
dcterms:subject	Stupid American culture
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abstract	American citizens (from the USA) are naturally stupid. I hope this doesn't offend the few smart, nice Americans (still not found by scientists but believed to exist). However, 1/60'000 Americans are ok. This is the same percentage of those that speak English decently or at all (sux-including phrases don't count for English fluency). Americans seem to have a natural fear of things that have not happened. They are like bunny rabbits minding their own business. As soon as they hear something they are jumping and impatient. To Americans everything has to be done in that moment. When someone is a minute late they wanna scream bloody murder. Americans are known to distrust and slander the president whether or not they voted for him. If you put 3 average Americans together you get an IQ of 100 in the best case. Asians bring the average IQ of the United States just above Subsaharan IQ. Americans have a tendency to talk very fast. Often running whole sentences together in a matter of seconds. The aim is incomprehension, especially in cases when the more intelligent of them realize that "American citizens are naturally stupid" and try to hide it. On another note, they say they have all the information they need, which is bull. They barely know their own phone numbers. Another thing when you ask Americans for their address it is common for them to not give state and zip code. It is almost as if their zip code is a foreign object. Many people in America don't even belong in America. They go there without knowing a word of English. It is common for them to not understand, therefore forcing you to repeat yourself about six times. Those who do speak English usually have a language speaking level just inferior to that of a Belgian primary school student. Also, Americans seem to skip over fine print like it is not there. They seem to believe that everything is how its printed. They also believe that printers are the work of the devil because of their ability to put words onto a blank piece of paper. The most common stupid Americans are the rednecks from the southern states, and Jessica Simpson. Rednecks, are strange and mindless creatures; A common tendency of a redneck is to use the question "Say what now?". This phrase/question telling you to say what, now is straining to the mind of most intelligent people. Telling another person to do so isn't asking that other person to repeat themselves or clarify, just to say "what". Why rednecks think this advances the conversation, is yet to be understood. Rednecks' red necks are likely the result of shaving, a task considered very dangerous for an American to attempt without nearby medical personnel. Rednecks made up 50% to the North Americans Stupidity statistics. Rednecks contributes nothing to the world's economy.

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