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| - The origin of Indian Hippies, and the entire Hippie religion alike, traces back all the way to the 40’s, where The United Empire of Ultimate Britain was still ruling India. Back then, you see, Indians were the African Americans of India, and English were the Superior People. All that changed in the 60’s, where Mohandas Gandhi, an Indian lawyer from England, went to India after traveling around the world. Gandhi liked to lead his people onto non-violent protests.
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| - The origin of Indian Hippies, and the entire Hippie religion alike, traces back all the way to the 40’s, where The United Empire of Ultimate Britain was still ruling India. Back then, you see, Indians were the African Americans of India, and English were the Superior People. All that changed in the 60’s, where Mohandas Gandhi, an Indian lawyer from England, went to India after traveling around the world. Gandhi liked to lead his people onto non-violent protests. The soldiers were bored of senselessly beating civilians that wouldn’t fight back, and instead fled to the mountains, where they could beat up the mountain goats and harvest their acid. While harvesting the stomach acids of the goats, one person, Private First Class Goasomachinosleranka (aka. Goa), invented the 303 box, which was sold around the world and entitled as the best thing to ever happen to music. This 303 box was created by mixing goat liver acids with enzonezintine, a drug that the Indian soldiers used during their time on the mountain, to make sound effect that were trippy enough to make you see pink elephants chasing giant Japanese robots. One Indian mountain refugee, only known as “Hippie Lord” started the whole Hippie fad when he accidentally took drugs while drinking melted snow and listening to a 303 box. He claimed that his experience during this period was a “voyage out of this world”, and soon organized a group of people, known as Hippies, who would go participate in these trippy sessions, “acid trips”. At that time, Goa Trance was invented, and turned the entire trance board into a trippy chart. No longer has crappy syrupy predictable anthem reached the top charts. EVER. Nope, no more, just goa trance and pop-music crap.
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