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| - :Francine voiceover: This isn't how she wanted to end her day...or her life.
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:Francine voiceover: They made love, not one, not twice, but two and a half times.
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:Stan: What day of the week is it? Do I have to be at work?
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:Francine: [enthused] A real New York hotel! How many Wall Street bankers have had their fist prostitute here?
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:Francine: [speaking of James Patterson] There are more of his books left on beaches than used condoms.
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:[After performing their "Wheels and the Legman" opening, Roger is surprised that Steve isn't in costume]
:Roger: We doing this, or what?
:Steve I can't change as fast as you.
:Roger: Right.
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:[Steve and Roger return to the hotel with Steve in his costume]
:Steve: Glad we didn't have to go all the way to Central Park to find this stuff.
:Roger: Well, sometimes a massive fire breaks out in a senior home across the street right when you need it...and right when you set it.
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:Stan: Feed the chicken.
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:[Roger finds Francine's room key in the hotel ice machine]
:Roger: I bet she was locked in her closet the whole time. Probably by someone who roofied her Fanta, and then finished her Fanta because he's built-up an immunity to roofies.
:Steve: You fake-kidnapped my mom, didn't you?
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:Stan: When this day started Hayley, I was bummed to be stuck with you.
:Hayley: I wasn't super-thrilled either.
:Stan: But now I know you're not the worst person in the world to hang out with.
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:[D.O. Rothy explains that she was being intimate with Daniel]
:Daniel: That's true, I put that ass to sleep.
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:Robert Wuhl: Only Robert Wuhl decides when "An Evening With Robert Wuhl" ends.
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:Roger: Mr. Wuhl, I'm a big fan.
:Robert Wuhl: Oh, why thank you. It's always nice to...wait a minute. Big fan? That doesn't sound right.
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:[Steve wants Roger to throw him like a bowling ball]
:Roger: You know I stick my fingers in the holes pretty deep, right?
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