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| - : Peter: [on the phone] I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want, but I have a very particular lack of skills. I will never be able to find you. But what I do have is two dollars and a Casio wristwatch. You can have one of them.
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:Stewie: What the hell?
:[is captured and is dragged into a room]
:Brian: Stewie!
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:GPS: Back up dangerously into traffic.
:[backs up into busy street]
:GPS: Proceed wrong way down busy street for 500 meters.
:[does so]
:GPS: Say "Hang on" and drive down staircase.
:Brian: Hang on!
:[drives down wide staircase]
:GPS: poorly edited shot where driver is obviously stunt person.
:[Brian is replaced with man with a stunt helmet. Brian and Stewie reach a bridge, then jump down onto the yacht]
:GPS: Leave fart in closed car like a dick.
:Brian: Sorry about that!
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:Stewie: Alright, they're probably holding her below deck. You take the right side, I'll take the left. You're gonna need this.
:[hands Brian silenced pistol]
:Brian: What? I...I...I never killed anybody before!
:Stewie: Relax, they're Arabs, people will still be rooting for you.
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:Peter: Sometimes I do part-time jobs for extra cash.
:[Cut to Peter in a tuxedo at a restaurant walking up to a romantic couple on a dinner date with a violin.]
:Peter: Gimme money gimme money gimme money gimme money gimme money...
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:Peter: I've never been good at saying good-be. Good-be, Meg.
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:[Stewie plays the tape of Brian on the phone]
:Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
:Brian: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
:Woman: Yes.
:Brian: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
:Woman: Uh, what's your name?
:Brian: Brian Griffin.
:Woman: And which site did you belong to?
:Brian: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
:Woman: And how are you spelling that?
:Brian: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
:Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
:Brian: You know, instead of a G at the end.
:Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
:Brian: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
:Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
:Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
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:Meg: I'll be right back. I've been holding a dump since America.
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