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Big Boy: Hello and welcome to Feud Food, here at the Feud Factory. The ring's set up and the crowd's going wild for some service. And let me tell you, tonight's is going to be particularly bloody as all eleven of our fighters battle to the death in the same ring. Remember: when one mascot dies, the match is officially over. And here are the competitors now! Dead: Cow' | By way of: Being Grilled Alive | Killed by: Jack

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  • Feud Food: Drive-Thru Deathmatch
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  • Big Boy: Hello and welcome to Feud Food, here at the Feud Factory. The ring's set up and the crowd's going wild for some service. And let me tell you, tonight's is going to be particularly bloody as all eleven of our fighters battle to the death in the same ring. Remember: when one mascot dies, the match is officially over. And here are the competitors now! Dead: Cow' | By way of: Being Grilled Alive | Killed by: Jack
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  • Big Boy: Hello and welcome to Feud Food, here at the Feud Factory. The ring's set up and the crowd's going wild for some service. And let me tell you, tonight's is going to be particularly bloody as all eleven of our fighters battle to the death in the same ring. Remember: when one mascot dies, the match is officially over. And here are the competitors now! This should be interesting folks, they're all climbing into the ring. There appears to be a stare-down between Ronald and Jared. It looks like the big Mc-D isn't too happy about Jared's McDonald's-bashing Subway commercials... And the fight is about to begin when the judge strikes the bell... Ding! And folks! the Colonel has come out swinging, delivering a hardy uppercut to the Cow's- what is that- an udder? Well, whatever he hit it looks like it hurts now! Ouch! And it looks like Jared and Ronald have paired off! Oh! Ronald's got Jared on the floor! He's beating the crap out of him! Ronald: "I've fought Chicken McNuggets stronger than you, you little assplug!" And here comes the King- Wow! the King just roundhouse kicked Ronald's face! And he's making a 'bring it' gesture- Ronald's going after him! And Jared's fleeing now, watch him run! Looks like Pizza Head is absolutely destroying Oven Mitt! That's the signature Pizza Slam! Meanwhile, Curly Top's just trying to not be eaten alive by the Chihuahua. That thing's rabid. Ouch! and a stunning blow to the Burger King's face by Ronald! Wait- what's this!? Dave Thomas' bringing a grill into the ring! Oh my god! Jack got Cow! That bovine battler's almost out of it- Lord! They're- they're frying Cow alive! GOD! Jack is holding Cow's face to the grill! The Colonel's coming to join in and- Oh! a crotch kick to the little Sanders by Dave Thomas! Dave Thomas: "You couldn't do beef for your life, old man! And things are only getting worse for Cow! Jack: "You'll be fucked up like the rest of them, a-hole!" Cow: "Owww!!!!" Oh, it looks like that Cow is steak now! Ding! And Jack ceremoniously severs Cow's head! Audience: Ewww! Well, that's the end of round one, Cow is officially dead! Check back next time for another Feud Food Deathmatch (Minus Cow)! Now, we just gotta clean up this blood... Dead: Cow' | By way of: Being Grilled Alive | Killed by: Jack
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