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The World Wildlife Fund or WWF is an organization hell bent on the destruction of humankind. It was originally founded by a group of bears, so that they could protect bearkind from the smarter and more industrious species of mankind. Now that they are protected by the WWF, they are free to plot methods of mawling unsuspecting hunters and killing babies.

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  • World Wildlife Fund
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  • The World Wildlife Fund or WWF is an organization hell bent on the destruction of humankind. It was originally founded by a group of bears, so that they could protect bearkind from the smarter and more industrious species of mankind. Now that they are protected by the WWF, they are free to plot methods of mawling unsuspecting hunters and killing babies.
  • The World Wildlife Fund (now known with the suffix "for Nature" in attempt to attract naturists to the fanbase), or WWF, is a animal cruelty sports entertainment company dealing in professional animal wrestling arranged by animal lovers within the aforementioned organisation. It features fights, wrestling bouts, brawls, fisticuffs and bloodbaths wherein dangerous predators, the lazy and weak, perilous domestic pets and endangered species are the combatants, battling with one another in a pre-defined survival of the fittest.
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  • 2009-03-27(xsd:date)
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  • The World Wildlife Fund (now known with the suffix "for Nature" in attempt to attract naturists to the fanbase), or WWF, is a animal cruelty sports entertainment company dealing in professional animal wrestling arranged by animal lovers within the aforementioned organisation. It features fights, wrestling bouts, brawls, fisticuffs and bloodbaths wherein dangerous predators, the lazy and weak, perilous domestic pets and endangered species are the combatants, battling with one another in a pre-defined survival of the fittest. The WWF features every wrestling fan's favourite brawlers, including the bear, the elephant, the snake, the shark and the chihuahua. All of them scramble for glory in the bloodied ring, leaving no other animal standing, other than itself.
  • The World Wildlife Fund or WWF is an organization hell bent on the destruction of humankind. It was originally founded by a group of bears, so that they could protect bearkind from the smarter and more industrious species of mankind. Now that they are protected by the WWF, they are free to plot methods of mawling unsuspecting hunters and killing babies.
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