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The females of the species have been seen to partially expose certain areas of their bodies to their mates while breathing heavily and emitting variations of "PLEEASE George, we can do it TWICE this month if you buy me that!" Adult males usually comply. It is not known if this is a form of mating activity or simply a form of acquiring new items, although mating sometimes ensues to a limited degree. Recently, young, mateless females have been observed trying to take feeble stabs at this behavior by publicly removing various clothing articles for strange males. Unfortunately for them it seems to result in nothing but hidden derision and what the males refer to among themselves as a 'Free Ride'. Caution needs to be shown when encountering a 'Free Ride' female as most of them are regularly inf

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  • The females of the species have been seen to partially expose certain areas of their bodies to their mates while breathing heavily and emitting variations of "PLEEASE George, we can do it TWICE this month if you buy me that!" Adult males usually comply. It is not known if this is a form of mating activity or simply a form of acquiring new items, although mating sometimes ensues to a limited degree. Recently, young, mateless females have been observed trying to take feeble stabs at this behavior by publicly removing various clothing articles for strange males. Unfortunately for them it seems to result in nothing but hidden derision and what the males refer to among themselves as a 'Free Ride'. Caution needs to be shown when encountering a 'Free Ride' female as most of them are regularly inf
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  • The females of the species have been seen to partially expose certain areas of their bodies to their mates while breathing heavily and emitting variations of "PLEEASE George, we can do it TWICE this month if you buy me that!" Adult males usually comply. It is not known if this is a form of mating activity or simply a form of acquiring new items, although mating sometimes ensues to a limited degree. Recently, young, mateless females have been observed trying to take feeble stabs at this behavior by publicly removing various clothing articles for strange males. Unfortunately for them it seems to result in nothing but hidden derision and what the males refer to among themselves as a 'Free Ride'. Caution needs to be shown when encountering a 'Free Ride' female as most of them are regularly infested with various forms of diseases and parasites. Adult males of the species are highly competitive against other adult males, who all seem to be driven by what we refer to as the acquire/exhibit/mate life-cycle. Adult males have been observed to have a belief that this cycle is driven by themselves, or by the female of the species. However, an in-depth study of this cycle has revealed to be solely driven by what is known as the banking/brainwashing/advertising branch of the Capitalist species tree. We will not go into this branch in this article, as observer studies have proven to be debilitatingly nauseating at best and suicidally fatal at worst. As can be seen throughout this article, capitalists often serve as hackneyed fodder for failed writers/humorists who are, sadly, still trying entirely too hard at a craft clearly not suited for them. Where a capitalist would seek other employment and move on to a successful life, these pathetic individuals remain in their parents' basements, listen to shitty music and bitch about capitalists. Thus the most successful means of differentiating capitalists from the rest of the population is to first check whether or not the individual in question is gainfully employed. If so, then said individual is probably a capitalist.
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