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| - The sole purpose of a tourneyfag is to completely ruin the fun of a game, all for their entertainment. Have a favourite stage, character or item? No worries, they most likely have banned it for fun. Why? This is because their basement dewelling faggotry had mutated into a massive pile of fail, and this has caused them to defend for all things "Fair" and "competitive" As a result they are easily angered by a cloud left of Yoshi's Island just like they are angered about an ability who has a 1 out of 7 chance of boosting evasion. As a result, your favourite stage is usually banned (unless it is Final Destination, in which you should die already), along with your Excadrill and Kingdra-Politoed combo.
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| - The sole purpose of a tourneyfag is to completely ruin the fun of a game, all for their entertainment. Have a favourite stage, character or item? No worries, they most likely have banned it for fun. Why? This is because their basement dewelling faggotry had mutated into a massive pile of fail, and this has caused them to defend for all things "Fair" and "competitive" As a result they are easily angered by a cloud left of Yoshi's Island just like they are angered about an ability who has a 1 out of 7 chance of boosting evasion. As a result, your favourite stage is usually banned (unless it is Final Destination, in which you should die already), along with your Excadrill and Kingdra-Politoed combo. Also, they had always established an item clause, in which items like stars and hammers had been considered as "unfair", and they cannot even withstand a single bob-omb. when they see a bob-omb, they will immediately scream THAT WAS SOOOO FUCKIN UNFAIR!@!1111!111! and they will disqualify you in their tournament because they are too cool for any item. But in reality, items randomly spawn, so they are just a pile of basement dwelling faggotry. As a result they always deactivitate items because they are too gay to use them. Characters also got banned too. They banned Meta Knight bacause he was too powerful, but they can ban just about anything they desire, all for the lulz. In the Pokémon metagame, this is especially prominient; they banned Garchomp for at least 1 decade, and when they released it from the banhammer, they banned Sand Veil.
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