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| - These are some quotes from the Pilot Lisbon: (seen on the phone with talking Jane) Hey. So, you might be right about this case. Might be. Thanks for the insight. No, did I say that? I'm acknowledging the fact that you might be right, that's all. I mean, if you wanted to come back, I couldn't stop you! Yeah, fine, I'm asking you to come back! Because ... Because you're useful to the team! No! No, I won't say "please". Go screw yourself. (Lisbon then hangs up on Jane) Jackass Jane: Be reasonable. This is my case. Lisbon: Your case? Jane: Red John's mine. Lisbon: Red John doesn't belong to anyone. Jane: He belongs to me.
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| - :Peter: ...and that is how I got Liza Minnelli's poop on my shoe.
:[Peter, Joe, and Quagmire laugh, but Cleveland doesn't react]
:Peter: Hey, what's your problem, Cleveland?
:Cleveland: I just had a trbl day.
:Peter: [sighs] Okay...what happened?
:Cleveland: [in tears] My divorce was finalized and I lost the house to Loretta!
:Peter: Oh, my God, I've never seen a black guy cry before. I always thought you guys just got more pissed off.
:Quagmire: Geez, Cleveland, where're you gonna live?
:Cleveland: I dunno. Quagmire, could I stay on your gross couch?
:Quagmire: No, I need that for humping strangers.
:Cleveland: How 'bout you, Joe? Can I stay at your house?
:Joe: No.
:Cleveland: I understand. Plus, it's not just me. I also got custody of Cleveland, Jr.
:Peter: What is he? Fourteen years old now?
:Cleveland: Yep.
:Peter: Man, he aged faster than Kathleen Turner.
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:[Peter is wearing a huge rocket on his back]
:Peter: Light it, Brian!
:Brian: Peter, I don't wanna do this!
:Peter: Light it! It's the only way I'm gonna get that bird, now LIGHT IT!
:Road Runner: Beep beep!
:Peter: Here he comes!
:[The bird zips by, Brian lights it, and Peter flies through the air, crashing into Cleveland's house, who is, yep, you guessed it, taking a bath]
:Cleveland: No no no no no NO!!! [crash!] Doggone it! That's it! No more!! I'm tired of being kicked around by this world!
:Brian: [off-screen] I'm really sorry, Cleveland.
:Cleveland: It's alright.
:Brian: I tried to stop him.
:Cleveland: I don't blame you, Brian. You're a DOG!! A DOG!!!!
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: Cleveland: Oh, it can't get any worse than this.
:Cleveland Jr.: [from the bathroom] Daddy, can you come wipe me?
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:Stewie Griffin: Bye, chocolate people.
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:Stewie Griffin: What the hell, he's getting his own show?
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:Quagmire: Touch...touch boobs...
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:Holt: I gotta go get my dinner on. I'll come by later. Bring the new Dave. Live in Austin. Sick.
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:Tim: Boy, Cleveland seemed really sad.
:Lester: Yeah, I thought they just got more pissed off.
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:Cleveland Jr.: Are we gonna have a pool in California?
:Cleveland: Maybe. We'll see what amenities they have for us.
:Cleveland Jr.: In our kitchen, will our freezer be on top of the fridge, next to the fridge, or one of those that's a drawer on the bot...
:Cleveland: I DUNNO!!!
:Cleveland Jr.: I thought pursuing your dreams was supposed to make you happy, not a big douche.
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:Cleveland: Hear that, chump? This nice fat ass is mine!
:Robert: You ain't seen the last of me! Yo! Say, bird, let's rip this joint. These are just a couple of jive-ass turkeys anyhow.
:Bird: Dat's what I was tellin' you befo'!
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:Preacher: I present Mr. and Mrs. Cleveland Brown!
:[Everyone cheers]
:Lester: You're okay with having a black guy as a fourth friend? I mean, you know...
:Tim: Well, we got a black president it's about time we had a black friend. Hey, we can talk to him about the President!
:Cleveland: Well, I may not be a baseball scout, but I think I just hit a home run!
:Donna: Me too.
:Roberta: I guess I could get used to havin' a Dad again
:Cleveland, Jr.: and I could get used to having a brother and sister
:Rallo: Well, if we ain't the black Brady Bunch!
:Cleveland: Except I'm not a gay architect and my wife's not sleeping with my son!
:[They all laugh]
:Cleveland, Jr.: Not yet!
:Cleveland: Ho ho!
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| - These are some quotes from the Pilot Lisbon: (seen on the phone with talking Jane) Hey. So, you might be right about this case. Might be. Thanks for the insight. No, did I say that? I'm acknowledging the fact that you might be right, that's all. I mean, if you wanted to come back, I couldn't stop you! Yeah, fine, I'm asking you to come back! Because ... Because you're useful to the team! No! No, I won't say "please". Go screw yourself. (Lisbon then hangs up on Jane) Jackass Jane: Be reasonable. This is my case. Lisbon: Your case? Jane: Red John's mine. Lisbon: Red John doesn't belong to anyone. Jane: He belongs to me.
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